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hey. people post businesses and stuff on this thing right? if anyone knows someone looking for a personal trainer, send them my way. career change and all that. sort of. whatever. don't know if i'm supposed to attach my resume or something. figured my imdb page would be enough but idk let me know if it isn't i guess.

oh.
and hey.
to anyone who walked into my dreams or whatever? don't know if you remember or not but if you do:
if you tell anyone about any of it, i'll find you.

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If you think it's affirmation worth $500, then I strongly suggest you work on MAKING it count.

you're not going to give me $500 for doing that lady.

I'm not going to give you $500 for a lot of reasons, actually.

what the hell's that supposed to mean?!

For one thing, it means I'm not in the business of buying people's approval. If you don't like my sense of humor, that's fine; I'd rather you take me as I am and dislike the things about me that you dislike, rather than faking it from being paid to.

For another thing, you haven't done something worth $500 yet. When you do, I'll consider it.

and here i thought you were about to piss me off.

[he likes that kind of talk]

Not a fan of sycophants, are you? Good. I'm not, either.

aren't sycophants some kind of kissing demon? what do they have to do with anything?

[she's not talking about succubi zoro]

You're thinking of succubi — which comes from the late Latin words for "to lie under in bed". Sycophant comes from ancient Greek, sykophántēs, which originally meant someone who unjustly accuses another of something, but eventually evolved to mean someone who is an insincere flatterer in modern English.