When It's Late and Cold and the Dreams and Fog Get Old

[feistytrader]

Go on, try me. One of my roommates comes to me for advice all the time, and I'd say he's a pretty satisfied customer. I mean, just today he asked me how many flowers is too many flowers and I told him that if he had too many, he could always sacrifice a few to spread some petals on his bed. I'm sure his boyfriend would get a kick out of that. I couldn't tell you if he liked that or the flower crown suggestion better.

Anyway, I mean it. If you've got any questions, I come equipped with an honest, expert answer for any situation.

[Nothing about his advice is expert, but he can do honest... Or at least stupid. Whatever helps him procrastinate on getting to sleep.]

Comments

[twostringsonebow]

[HE CAN'T EVEN REPLY TO THIS HE'S NOT PLAYING HIMSELF A SECOND TIME

SILVER JUST GETS TO SEE THE MOST EXASPERATED LOOK. akira....................]

[feistytrader]

[I'm helping Goro, look, you're gonna get to see your boyfriend as a catboy.]

[twostringsonebow]

[THIS............. IS SOMETHING THAT'S OKAY, HE GUESSES, BUT HE IS ALSO GOING TO FLOP ON THE COUCH AND WHINE.]