When It's Late and Cold and the Dreams and Fog Get Old

[feistytrader]

Go on, try me. One of my roommates comes to me for advice all the time, and I'd say he's a pretty satisfied customer. I mean, just today he asked me how many flowers is too many flowers and I told him that if he had too many, he could always sacrifice a few to spread some petals on his bed. I'm sure his boyfriend would get a kick out of that. I couldn't tell you if he liked that or the flower crown suggestion better.

Anyway, I mean it. If you've got any questions, I come equipped with an honest, expert answer for any situation.

[Nothing about his advice is expert, but he can do honest... Or at least stupid. Whatever helps him procrastinate on getting to sleep.]

Comments

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[twostringsonebow]

[WHY THE FUCK]

You used me!

[twostringsonebow]

that is, you turned the very innocent question i asked into something much worse. i am never asking for advice ever again.

[feistytrader]

You know Goro, unless you've been announcing it to everyone, most people don't know we're roommates.

[Boy you played yourself-]

[maskreant]

how do i get my boyfriend to love me instead of my cat?

[feistytrader]

There's no competing with the charms of a cat. You must become the cat if you want your boyfriend's affections.

[maskreant]

you're right. thank you.

i already have the right equipment for this.

[twostringsonebow]

[HE CAN'T EVEN REPLY TO THIS HE'S NOT PLAYING HIMSELF A SECOND TIME

SILVER JUST GETS TO SEE THE MOST EXASPERATED LOOK. akira....................]

[roseblooms]

The answer is three hundred.

Three hundred flowers is too many flowers.

[feistytrader]

Are you speaking from experience?

[scythegun]

My, it seems like you've been having fun! Did you write this just to embarrass your roommate?

[feistytrader]

Hey, I wouldn't have to go this far if I just wanted to embarrass him. I want to help people.

[totallynotanoni]

This is very sweet, Silver.
Though I don't think you have the advice I need right now.

[ How do you hide horns consistently? This hat is getting itchy. ]

[feistytrader]

[...Sweet's one word for it, alright.]

Probably not, but I could give it a shot. What's on your mind?

[insantafe]

Flower crowns are cute and all, but petals on the bed? Downright romantic. Gets 'em every time.

[ jack please you are hardly a romance expert. ]

[feistytrader]

Right? All you need is some candles for dim lighting.

[Neither of them are romance experts, it's fine.]

[adoringpast]

......oh god he got the flowers too???

[ WHY IS THIS HAPPENING ]

[feistytrader]

Is there something I should know about the flowers?

[kagepuro]

ummmm

question.

Are you sure its a good idea to offer this sort of thing on a public network?

[feistytrader]

Probably not, but it's not like I'm forcing anyone, either.

[Well. That's a reassuring answer.]

[manufactured]

There's no earthly way you are qualified to hand out this sort of advice.

[...just go for the fucking throat why don't you]

[feistytrader]

You really don't hold back, do you?

[It's a critical hit!]

[elevelvetor]

do you, perhaps, have any tips for handling noise disturbances?
i'm certain whatever is causing the loud, ceaseless laughter might upset my neighbors.

[ you two. ]

[feistytrader]

get goro to stop bullying me

[Liz please]

[stopbleeding]

what's more important in a relationship: the other person or two pots of roses?

[ooc: baren will prob be popping in and out of this thread]

[imaginex]

What about advice to scare away a sibling's partner in case you don't like them?

... Asking for a friend.