When It's Late and Cold and the Dreams and Fog Get Old

[feistytrader]

Go on, try me. One of my roommates comes to me for advice all the time, and I'd say he's a pretty satisfied customer. I mean, just today he asked me how many flowers is too many flowers and I told him that if he had too many, he could always sacrifice a few to spread some petals on his bed. I'm sure his boyfriend would get a kick out of that. I couldn't tell you if he liked that or the flower crown suggestion better.

Anyway, I mean it. If you've got any questions, I come equipped with an honest, expert answer for any situation.

[Nothing about his advice is expert, but he can do honest... Or at least stupid. Whatever helps him procrastinate on getting to sleep.]

Comments

[feistytrader]

That makes things even easier, then. You can just be his top animal and you'll really show Morrigan who's boss.

[maskreant]

wouldn’t that just reaffirm his love for those animals?

(whines) i want him to love me for meeeeeee!

[feistytrader]

Good point.

[There's a brief pause (hi Goro,) then-]

Cats don't make food. They just eat it.

[maskreant]

that’s true. meow.

do you know what’s his favorite dish? i’m an average chef, but i can at least give it a try.

[feistytrader]

Sakuramochi, apparently.

[Straight from Goro's mouth. You picked this.]

[maskreant]

[ Ah... getting Sakura leaves on his own. What is this?? You know what, it’s okay. ]

nice. i’ve made those before.

wish me luck. ( •̀ᄇ•́)ﻭ✧

[feistytrader]

Good luck. Let me know if you need any help.

Oh, and make me some too.

[He's joking, but that really does sound good, doesn't it... Lucky Goro.]

[maskreant]

sure. consider it done.

[ How can he say no?? ]

[feistytrader]

[Wait, seriously? Oh man, this is...

...]

I was just kidding. That's supposed to be special, right? Just for him. I'll be fine.

[He's giving up on this advice column business.]

[maskreant]

i think you need to rethink your advice column if you're going to throw jokes.

people might take it seriously.

[ But he wouldn't mind seeing Goro low key jealous and upset over it? It would be cute. ]

[feistytrader]

Unfortunately, I think I'd shrivel up and die if I didn't make jokes at Goro's expense.

You'll have to forgive my lack of artistic integrity.

[maskreant]

forgiven as always.

how can i shun you for something i enjoy immensely?

[feistytrader]

You can't shun me at all. We have a special bond.

[maskreant]

true.

it's like we are soul brothers.

[feistytrader]

Soul brothers? You mean we've upgraded from partners in crime?

[maskreant]

i don't see why we can't be both?