When It's Late and Cold and the Dreams and Fog Get Old

[feistytrader]

Go on, try me. One of my roommates comes to me for advice all the time, and I'd say he's a pretty satisfied customer. I mean, just today he asked me how many flowers is too many flowers and I told him that if he had too many, he could always sacrifice a few to spread some petals on his bed. I'm sure his boyfriend would get a kick out of that. I couldn't tell you if he liked that or the flower crown suggestion better.

Anyway, I mean it. If you've got any questions, I come equipped with an honest, expert answer for any situation.

[Nothing about his advice is expert, but he can do honest... Or at least stupid. Whatever helps him procrastinate on getting to sleep.]

Comments

[insantafe]

[ yikes ]

A little bit, unless you’re going for the humor angle. Some folks would go for that.

[feistytrader]

I wouldn't try the rosemantic angle in the first place, but I'm also not the one with the boyfriend, so I guess it's a moot point.

[insantafe]

Flowers aren't for everybody, anyways. Sometimes you're better off with the candlelit dinners, or dinner and a movie. Depends on who you're with, really. But I guess if you've got nothing going on, it's not your problem.

Unless you're trying to give folks advice on this stuff. Why's your roommate asking you about all this? You some kind of Casanova or what?