When It's Late and Cold and the Dreams and Fog Get Old

[feistytrader]

Go on, try me. One of my roommates comes to me for advice all the time, and I'd say he's a pretty satisfied customer. I mean, just today he asked me how many flowers is too many flowers and I told him that if he had too many, he could always sacrifice a few to spread some petals on his bed. I'm sure his boyfriend would get a kick out of that. I couldn't tell you if he liked that or the flower crown suggestion better.

Anyway, I mean it. If you've got any questions, I come equipped with an honest, expert answer for any situation.

[Nothing about his advice is expert, but he can do honest... Or at least stupid. Whatever helps him procrastinate on getting to sleep.]

Comments

[scythegun]

Ja, I'd believe it! After everything we've experienced? There's very little I wouldn't believe too!

[feistytrader]

Remind me to test that when I'm at work tomorrow. I've got a big one.

[scythegun]

Now I'm just worried you'll start making things up to see what I'll believe! But surely you wouldn't do that...?