When It's Late and Cold and the Dreams and Fog Get Old

[feistytrader]

Go on, try me. One of my roommates comes to me for advice all the time, and I'd say he's a pretty satisfied customer. I mean, just today he asked me how many flowers is too many flowers and I told him that if he had too many, he could always sacrifice a few to spread some petals on his bed. I'm sure his boyfriend would get a kick out of that. I couldn't tell you if he liked that or the flower crown suggestion better.

Anyway, I mean it. If you've got any questions, I come equipped with an honest, expert answer for any situation.

[Nothing about his advice is expert, but he can do honest... Or at least stupid. Whatever helps him procrastinate on getting to sleep.]

Comments

[elevelvetor]

i would, however....
i try not to get between karma and those on the receiving end of it.

[ suck it up, son ]

[twostringsonebow]

[love u liz]

[elevelvetor]

[ this love only lasts as long as they don't actually get any noise complaints ]

[feistytrader]

what is this karma for?
drinking vinegar? refusing to sell out my friends?

[Liz you traitor-]

[elevelvetor]

you pick on Akechi quite a bit, don't you?
it's only fair that he gets to return fire.

[feistytrader]

this is below the belt and you know it

[elevelvetor]

i'm afraid i don't know what the phrase means.
my upbringing has been quite different after all, and such idioms are lost on me.

[ she's fucking with you silver she knows exactly what it means, she might've been brought up on a rich merry-go-round that just gets wealthier but she's not that disconnected ]

[feistytrader]

Like hell they are.
You play a bunch of MMOs, don't you? That means you've dealt with the darkest parts of humanity.

[elevelvetor]

ah... i suppose i have been caught in a lie.
yes, yes, that's quite true.
hang in there, Silver. Akechi has poor stamina. you'll wear him out.