When It's Late and Cold and the Dreams and Fog Get Old

[feistytrader]

Go on, try me. One of my roommates comes to me for advice all the time, and I'd say he's a pretty satisfied customer. I mean, just today he asked me how many flowers is too many flowers and I told him that if he had too many, he could always sacrifice a few to spread some petals on his bed. I'm sure his boyfriend would get a kick out of that. I couldn't tell you if he liked that or the flower crown suggestion better.

Anyway, I mean it. If you've got any questions, I come equipped with an honest, expert answer for any situation.

[Nothing about his advice is expert, but he can do honest... Or at least stupid. Whatever helps him procrastinate on getting to sleep.]

Comments

[elevelvetor]

[ NO, HAVE YOU HEARD HIM SAY SHIT LIKE "HIS SMILE LIGHTS UP EVERY ROOM" AND "HIS LAUGHTER MAKES ME WEAK" AND HOW INTOXICATING HE IS ]

Akiyan... that's a very cute name for him!
i'm also sure he knows
he's very perceptive after all.........................
and Akechi is not subtle in the slightest.

[adoringpast]

[ INTOXICATED JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GORO AKECHI IS IN TOO DEEP ]

yeah
akechi's the type of guy who'd blab on and on about his boyfriend on anyone who's remotely interested
so embarrassing

[ sena you

literally have no right to say that ]

[elevelvetor]

[ IT IS EMBARRASSINGLY ADORABLE ]

people like that often haven't dated before...
oh, how charmingly romantic!
his first boyfriend managed to be his first love as well.

[twostringsonebow]

[NNNNNNNNNNN]

please stop

[adoringpast]

[ sena feels totally called out by that first line but ]

idk about someone's first relationship being their first love but
yeah
they sure are sickeningly sweet

[maskreant]

i'm telling astral furry that he's only expendable to you.

[adoringpast]

you're calling keito an astral whatnow

[maskreant]

astral furry.

[adoringpast]

w
why
what did he ever do to you
ill punch him

[maskreant]

he didn't do anything to me? he has been nice and pleasant as always.

[feistytrader]

He's dating a furry?

[adoringpast]

WE ARE NOT DOING THIS

[ AKECHI'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE BULLYING VICTIM HERE, DON'T TURN THIS AROUND?! ]

[feistytrader]

Does he have a fursuit?

[Look this is important okay]

[adoringpast]

no???
i would never let him wear one
id kill him

[elevelvetor]

i hear it's important in love to accept your significant other despite their flaws.

[feistytrader]

You're absolutely right. What a good, devoted boyfriend.

[maskreant]

Senya made him into a furry.

[elevelvetor]

does "astral furry" mean he's only a furry on the astral plane, one that is separate from our own existences
or that he's only a furry for things that live on the astral plane?

[maskreant]

we both agreed that Sena would probably be a cat in a different life, maybe even his spirit animal, so

i thought astral furry was appropriate.

[elevelvetor]

a cat...
i suppose i can see that. i think a parrot would be more fitting, however.

[lecturehall]

I can see this, you know.

[maskreant]

i'm here to defend your honor and worth.

[lecturehall]

You're telling everyone I want to

[no. no, he can't say it.]

You're slandering my name.

[adoringpast]

i tried to stop him i really did

[lecturehall]

You said you'd punch me.