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so hey, anybody else think it's kind of weird all of this stuff is happening lately and the 13th is on a friday this month? i am just saying.

but because of that, i want to ask you guys something! superstitions. do you believe in them? do you have them? what do you think about the really common ones like broken mirrors, walking under ladders, oooor…you know, black cats crossing your path? and by crossing i mean maybe like crossing and weaving through your ankles and probably tripping you on the sidewalk while following you around town?

just wondering. for no reason whatsoever.

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a pranking master never tells his secrets.
also, shut up? that is totally different!

i disagree
we need to work on your poker face
or
poker text in this case
like you may as well have just drawn a neon sign over the cat part
or posted a damn pic

i was too busy chasing it and also running away from it to stop and take a picture of it.
i actually was not sure if it was a real cat or not before it let me pick it up.

you should have tried treat bribery way sooner

not all of us work in a cat cafe and carry treats around all the time.
and besides, even when it ran away the first couple of times it immediately came back.
i think maybe it wanted to play for a while instead?
cats are weird, dude.

the weird thing is like their entire charm my man
also its a kitten
kittens are even more playful than the advanced age models

yes i know kittens are more playful.
and its weird mutant-y thing is also part of its charm.
are you trying to steal my cat, dave?

it wont be trying if i succeed

the cat has not chosen its true owner yet. i am just saying.

you wanna go bro

yeah, i do!
we will set up a test for the cat and see who she chooses for her rightful owner.
ps, it will be me.

prize for the winner
?
besides the undying love of the cutest monstrosity in the universe i mean

i would say yes, but you are shit at picking actual prizes you want.

dont you owe me like 2 favors

it is hardly my fault that you do not actually call those in.

im saving them
so ill ask for another favor if i win this one
you?

hmm!
...let me get back to you on that.
i suck at rewards, too.
unless you feel like another foreign film marathon of even more questionable taste.

should something wed both agree to even without it being a prize really constitute a prize

every mcconaughey movie i have then?
plus every nic cage movie i have.

hey why do you hate me

are you worried that my beloved daughter will like me more than she likes you?

nah im gonna win
lets go bro
you and me this week
im the favored father

false? just because you gave her a treat does not make you the favored father.
otherwise prove it.

name the date of our showdown

i will be generous and i will even give you a whole week to try and prove you are the superior dad.