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Hello everyone!
I know that this month has been making everyone pretty anxious with everything that's going on.
This is really the first time I'm experiencing the brunt of all of this, so it's been a... let's say, learning experience!
I've been trying to think of a way to get my mind off of all of this, so can I ask a favor of you?

Can you please tell me some of your favorite scary stories? I want to hear your best! （*/∇＼*）

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I thought we've already went over my crimes against humanity.

It'll be good to give it a try at least once though.

I am not going to let a child force me into things, thank you.

...I might try it though, if I get bored enough.

It'll be a different experience, at least.
And those are always interesting.

Indeed. Don't get your hopes up this will be successful at anything but annoying me, however.

Please feel free to tell me, "I told you so," if that is the case.

Oh believe me, I will. That's like the only reason to do this.

Hmmm
I do appreciate your honesty! :)

Honesty is the best policy, they say. Though it's not really my policy.

So, what is your usual policy then, if you don't mind me asking?

Mostly just screwing around. Like I've been doing this whole time.

Ah, were you?
I hadn't noticed.

I mix it up a little. Sometimes I'm genuine, other times I'm not, makes it harder to tell. Other times I act like I'm genuine when I'm really not, and vice versa. Can't let you be figuring me out that quickly.