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Hello everyone!
I know that this month has been making everyone pretty anxious with everything that's going on.
This is really the first time I'm experiencing the brunt of all of this, so it's been a... let's say, learning experience!
I've been trying to think of a way to get my mind off of all of this, so can I ask a favor of you?

Can you please tell me some of your favorite scary stories? I want to hear your best! （*/∇＼*）

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....No.

Reply.

YOU'RE BLOCKED AND DISSPOSSESSED AND SHAME OVER YOUR COW!!!!!!

Unblock me please!

My cow doesn't deserve this!

TOO LATE! YOU AND YOUR COW ARE ALL DISHONORED FOREVER!!

Okay, that's enough, I'm ending this.

Awwwww.
I was having fun though.
You should talk to me again after you block me.

How's that even possible?

[At this point he's not even sure whether he's angry or wanting to laugh anymore.]

Well... I'm sure you will definitely find a way!
I believe in you.

. . . . . . . YOU'RE STILL MESSING WITH ME!!

I'm sorry!

But it's a little funny.

Only because you're a sadist.

Ah!
That's embarrassing to hear!

It's true, though. Isn't it?

Maybe in your opinion.
I think I've been very nice. ( ≧Д≦)

You can be very nice and very sadistic both at the same time. You can even eat people while being both of those.

[He might just have nicknamed her after a certain movie cannibal in his head.]

Ah! Am I eating people now?
You're making me a cannibal!

I dunno, you could be munching on a leg or a brain while we're talking here! Also, you're still blocked.

I wouldn't eat while typing on my computer, the crumbs might fall into my keyboard and that isn't very hygienic.

Did that ever stop anybody from doing it, tho?

But imagine how gross it will be when you have to clean it!
Isn't that enough?

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