TEXT ♞ SEXY COSTUMES

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Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍓 Sexy strawberry costumes 🍓

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

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if this who I think it's for

just get strawberry cake instead

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I see. Get the cake so he can eat it off me instead.

Great idea, senpai.

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...you guys are already at that point in your relationship????

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You'll never advance if you don't make moves, you know.

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well I can't deny that

just make sure he wants this, too

consent is important!!!

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Of course. I wouldn't do anything without his consent.

Asides from that, do you have any good and juicy love advice for me?

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I'm only a week past my first month anniversary with my first boyfriend, myself

so I don't really know if I have any advice to offer

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Gasp.

I didn't know that senpai was dating someone. Who is this mysterious boy?

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haha I'm sure my kohai have more important things to think about than their senpai's dating life, but let the mystery end here!

his name is David Song, he was my kickboxing instructor before we started going out

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Are you kidding? Learning about my senpai's juicy dating life is absolutely important to me.

Tell me what he's like. Who is this mysterious kickboxing instructor who managed to woo the heart of my senpai?

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he seems a little stand-offish at first meeting, but that's because he's a bodyguard

in reality he's very kind and thoughtful...very cheeky when he wants to be, hehe

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Sounds like he has wooed you well.

But if he ever makes you unhappy for whatever reason, just let me know and I'll grab my sword and Mada.

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you could say that! Though he's really easy to fluster too, it's fun to tease him sometimes ♪

awww thank you! But don't worry Souji-kun, if he ever makes me unhappy I'll chase him out with my own spear and Seth