TEXT ♞ SEXY COSTUMES

[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍓 Sexy strawberry costumes 🍓

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

Comments

[kagepuro]

i-is this really appropriate network content....

[tarotcards]

There's no nudity though.

[twostringsonebow]

[holy fuck mom]

I find myself concerned in regards to your goal for this, but

one.

[... For a variety of reasons.]

[tarotcards]

What's there to be concerned about? I assure you that this is 100% legal.

[redarm]

well this is fucking thoroughly disturbing.

one.

[tarotcards]

It's rude to judge people, Noah.

[complementing]

if this who I think it's for

just get strawberry cake instead

[tarotcards]

I see. Get the cake so he can eat it off me instead.

Great idea, senpai.

[feistytrader]

Two. One looks more like a tomato.

[tarotcards]

It kind of does, doesn't it? Maybe they need to put more of seed markings on the first one.

[maskreant]

[ Based on what Minako said and the response... It must be for someone?? ]

just put strawberries and whipped cream on your nipples.

done.

[tarotcards]

Delicious, simple, and cost-effective.

I like the way you think.

[thesettingsun]

Both are terrible and I would not wear them under pain of death.

[tarotcards]

What's wrong with looking like a sexy human strawberry?

[originallutece]

Dare I ask-- and I realize even as I type this that I may regret this question, but-- why you're going for a strawberry instead of some kind of sexy cat? I think you'd have an easier time finding the latter.

Either way: I refuse to choose. Both are hideous.

[tarotcards]

I am glad that you know me so well (a sexy cat is just who I truly am) but alas, this is for someone else. I will have to give up my sexy cat costume adventures and pursue it some other time.

Why do you reject having fun, professor? (╯︵╰,)

[fiddlestick]

Um, I'd probably go with 1.
It looks a little more flattering and a little warmer...

But isn't it a bit late to be asking about costumes?
Halloween was yesterday.

[#OBLIVIOUS]

[tarotcards]

Does that mean I can only dress up during Halloween?

[burningblossoms]

Souji. What the hell?

[tarotcards]

What's wrong, Yukiko?

[loudmouths]

...
what is with you and ""sexy"" costumes???

[tarotcards]

I like being sexy, Keigo. Is that so bad?

[impulsives]

go one step further beyond.

strawberry kanpla.

or you can just get a strawberry themed thong.

[tarotcards]

A strawberry themed thong seems like a good idea but a strawberry kanpla sounds really tempting...

Want to help me customize one for our next project?

[cornets]

2 would make me run away

[tarotcards]

But 1 would make you stay?

[penalizing]

number 2!!!!!
wear it loud and wear it proud

[tarotcards]

I'm glad you are on my side and support me, Kotone.

You would not believe how many people are apparently against this idea.

[parodeity]

mix and match
option 2 but with the hat thing from option 1

[tarotcards]

A bit of both worlds, that's perfect. How come I haven't even thought of that?

You're brilliant, Dave.

[youraffection]

souji
plz
plz stop

[tarotcards]

Souji will do what Souji wants.

[strawberrypunch]

One

Or you can get a cat kigu too

[tarotcards]

I'm definitely still getting a cat kigu too but I know how much you love strawberries. I cannot let you down.

I'll make an order for the first one ☆⌒(≧▽​° )

[adoringpast]

i haven't opened these but i can already tell that they're both terrible choices

you've outdone yourself

[tarotcards]

Open the links.

Do not shield your eyes away from the wonders of our world.

[missingache]

Is the costume for you or...?

[tarotcards]

For me, of course

[covenantal]

... what is this for?

[tarotcards]

It's a secret ٩( ᐛ )و

[alitaba]

[ just leaves this here]

[tarotcards]

It's...

It's beautiful.

[yakan]

[ oh man this is hilarious ]

that depends on how youre build, doesnt it? some people just cant pull off one, while others just look terrible in two. btw do you intend to look good or bad in it? that changes things too

[tarotcards]

Good, obviously.

And what do you think? Do I have the body?