TEXT ♞ SEXY COSTUMES

[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍓 Sexy strawberry costumes 🍓

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

Comments

[tarotcards]

I am glad that you know me so well (a sexy cat is just who I truly am) but alas, this is for someone else. I will have to give up my sexy cat costume adventures and pursue it some other time.

Why do you reject having fun, professor? (╯︵╰,)

[originallutece]

This isn't fun, this is a sin. On whom are you inflicting this?

[tarotcards]

This isn't a sin. This is called entertainment.

I refuse to answer any questions if you continue to shame me for my lifestyle.

[originallutece]

It's not your lifestyle, is it? It's going to be someone else's.

[tarotcards]

Wearing sexy costumes is my lifestyle.

[originallutece]

That's the worst thing I've had to read this week.

[tarotcards]

Prompto hasn't texted you all week?

[originallutece]

Now who's being cruel?

[tarotcards]

It's not cruel if it's true, professor.