TEXT ♞ SEXY COSTUMES

[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍓 Sexy strawberry costumes 🍓

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

Comments

[feistytrader]

You can sort of see where the seed markings are supposed to be, but it's not clear enough.

If you really want to go for something sexy and strawberry themed, you might have better luck with something like this.

[tarotcards]

That's beautiful.

Are you... the fabled master of strawberry-themed costumes? I've heard legends about you.

[feistytrader]

Sorry, but I can't answer that. If I say yes, then people will come from all over seeking my strawberry flavored advice.

[tarotcards]

But you're not exactly saying no either so I'm going to take that you're actually the great master.

So tell me, wise one, is it better to create my own strawberry-themed costumes or would it be all right if I buy them? What is best for my strawberry needs?