TEXT ♞ SEXY COSTUMES

[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍓 Sexy strawberry costumes 🍓

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

Comments

[maskreant]

wholesome college students like yourself need that money for other things. like real strawberries.

glad to know i've been somewhat helpful. are you sure any of this is actually the way to go though?

[ like. in all seriousness. ]

[tarotcards]

Well, my boyfriend dressed up in a cat kigurumi for me as a surprise so I feel like it's only right to pay him back with a costume of his favourite thing as well.

[maskreant]

that makes sense to me.

i do have to agree that a cake would be a lot better, though.

[tarotcards]

How about a sexy strawberry cake costume?

[maskreant]

ask yourself this question: will they be ecstatic when they see me in a sexy strawberry cake costume on top of the dining table?

[tarotcards]

I asked it and the answer is

yes

[maskreant]

this boo of yours must be very patient.

or thirsty. kind of like your brother.

i'm not sure which.

[tarotcards]

Are you insulting my boo?

[maskreant]

is there something wrong about knowing what you want and wanting what you want?

how is that an insult?