TEXT ♞ SEXY COSTUMES

[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍓 Sexy strawberry costumes 🍓

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

Comments

[loudmouths]

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i have lines that can't be crossed. not after seeing all those weird fruit bounce around with happy faces. my limit has been reached.

[tarotcards]

I'm sorry to hear about that. I thought we had a connection, a mutual understanding of certain things, but I guess not.

[loudmouths]

...well, we do have a connection. a burning connection.

maybe if you wanted to burn those costumes, i'd be more into it.

[tarotcards]

This pyromanic obsession is concerning, Keigo.

There is more to life than setting things on fire.

[loudmouths]

i learned it from watching you!!!

wtf why is my last icon like that. i didn't select such a SERIOUS ICON

[tarotcards]

Which was a mistake. It must have sparked some sort of deep desire to set things on fire within you.

well, this is a SERIOUS conversation, so...

[loudmouths]

well, how do you propose we fix this mistake? seein as you're the one who made it..............

[tarotcards]

Confiscate all your lighters and keep you away from fire at all times.

[loudmouths]

haaaah? you can't do that!! it's an invasion of privacy!!!!!!

[tarotcards]

It's for the greater good, Keigo.

I can't have my friend turn into a criminal because he can't stop lighting things on fire.

[loudmouths]

they'll never take me alive, souji.

n e v e r

[tarotcards]

You've left me with no choice, Keigo.

I will spam you with cat photos until you give in

[loudmouths]

CATS CAN'T ARREST ME

I WON'T GIVE IN!!

1/5

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Give up yet?

1/2

[loudmouths]

..............

[loudmouths]

you can see the girl's nipples in that one pic

[ clearly he's paying attention to the wrong side of the images... ]

[tarotcards]

I see... so that's where your focus immediately goes to...

[loudmouths]

well, yeah. it's hard not to notice.

[tarotcards]

What about the beauty of the cats?

[loudmouths]

i mean

they're okay but if i'm gonna be payin attention to anything it'll be girls over cats...

[tarotcards]

We can't be friends anymore