TEXT ♞ SEXY COSTUMES

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Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍓 Sexy strawberry costumes 🍓

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

Comments

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You see sexy versions of strawberry costumes often enough to be used to it?

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Sexy costumes in general
There's all sorts of them in halloween magazines
I saw a sexy fish costume once

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Pics or it didn't happen

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[He's not sure what's worse, that he was asked to prove it or that he really could. He attaches a screenshot of a snapchat featuring a photo of a catalog filled with similar costumes. The snap is captioned "next time u can borrow it i wont judge" followed by several laughing emoji.]

Is this enough

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Yes.

Did you borrow the costume?

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I don't want to wear it

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Why not?

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Because I'm a tween???

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You could still wear the costume with some pants.

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I still don't want to wear it