TEXT ♞ SEXY COSTUMES

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Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍓 Sexy strawberry costumes 🍓

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

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I might just have to put up an ad and look for a partner to begin a new production of cute strawberry themed clothes with.

Will you be one of our loyal customers?

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O-Of your strawberry clothes?

Haha...I don't know. With my carrot hair, I don't know if it'd look very good. And I can't imagine wearing anything you'd consider sexy...

[He's less a sexy strawberry, and more a strawberry shortcake cartoon]

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Then how about an orange themed costume? I could probably work with that.

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I guess if I went as a traffic cone, I'd never have to worry about a car hitting me at night...

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See? That's the spirit. You're already thinking positively about this whole thing.

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