TEXT ♞ SEXY COSTUMES

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Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍓 Sexy strawberry costumes 🍓

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

Comments

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You're absolutely right.

Does that mean you'll wear a matching strawberry costume with me?

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i could wear the first one!!!!
the second one would leave me half-naked though......

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Maybe we should just combine the two costumes together then? The top from the first and bottom from the second?

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are you going to cut the first one in half???
it might be cute together like that
but then you're throwing away half of a whole costume...

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Maybe I can use the other half as a costume for my cat?

[penalizing]

your cat wants to be sexy, too????
if you say so....

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What's wrong with that? Cats have feelings too.

[penalizing]

not sexy feelings!!!

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Well, they have feelings on wanting to look beautiful too. Like so

[penalizing]

i dunno...
i don't think the cats showing off their butts are trying to be beautiful
i think they're trying to get the cameras away!!!

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But even their butts are beautiful. Pointing them at us only makes us want to take more photos of them.

[penalizing]

...i think that's just you, souji

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Are you judging me, Kotone?

[penalizing]

yes
i judge you and your love of cat butts

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Nothing wrong with cat butts. They're cute just like every other part of the cat.

[penalizing]

but they're still butts, though...

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Are you saying that you can't appreciate human butts?

[penalizing]

no, human butts are the best!!!
but i'm not sexually attracted to cats
cats and people are two different things

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It's not about being sexually attracted to cats, Kotone. It's about just appreciating their beauty.

[penalizing]

i still don't think cat butts are beautiful though

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:'(

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i'm just telling you the truth, souji
nobody likes a cat butt in their face

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。゜゜(´Ｏ`) ゜゜。