TEXT ♞ SEXY COSTUMES

[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍓 Sexy strawberry costumes 🍓

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

Comments

[tarotcards]

Are you daring to say that it's illegal in general for me to wear this outfit in the comfort of my own home?

[twostringsonebow]

Absolutely. If you wear it and I find out, I'll have to arrest you.

[... This is flirting.]

[tarotcards]

Is that so, officer? Well, you're going to have to keep a very close eye on me to find out

[ don't they both have bfs......... ]

[twostringsonebow]

My, what a troublemaker you are. Are you really the good twin? I'm experiencing some doubts.

[y..eah.........]

[tarotcards]

Of course, but if you really do doubt me, maybe you shouldn't come on over and examine/observe me in person to learn the truth.

[ forward this to their bfs asap ]

[twostringsonebow]

[fucking please]

I think I will. I do have some free time today, and I am a detective who'll investigate any lead that tickles my fancy.

[maskreant]

[ you think you’re safe ]

remember to always use a rubber.

[twostringsonebow]

[akira,]

You're a lead too.

[maskreant]

[ ????? ]

i didn’t do anything!

[twostringsonebow]

No? You didn't?
Then explain where you were the day my heart was stolen, Mister Kurusu.

[o jeez]

[maskreant]

[ NOPE HE’S OUT. ]

[tarotcards]

Arrest him, Goro.

That's a federal offence.

[twostringsonebow]

[From the lack of a smart reply from his boyfriend, he's counting this as a win. Better than thinking he said something wrong.]

I'm certain I can buy handcuffs somewhere. I am an adult now.

[tarotcards]

Make sure they're not the fuzzy pink ones. Get the metal ones.

[twostringsonebow]

Of course! He won't get an inch of comfort. Criminals don't deserve such a luxury like fuzzy pink cuffs.

[Though that would look hilarious...]

[tarotcards]

I'm glad that we are on the same page for this.

[tarotcards]

Of course. Who do you think I am?

[maskreant]

a grey strawberry.

[tarotcards]

I think you've mistaken yourself for me.

[maskreant]

i'm not grey and i'm not planning on dressing up as a strawberry.

i do like strawberries, though.

[twostringsonebow]

Do you like them in any particular way?

[maskreant]

[ WHY ARE YOU SO qUICK ]

not really.

i just like them in general.

[twostringsonebow]

[HE IS ALWAYS ON THE BALL WHEN IT COMES TO AKIRA,]

Duly noted.

[tarotcards]

If you like them then you should dress up as them.

As a "thank you" to all strawberries out there.

[maskreant]

i would, but i wouldn't be able to do them justice. not worth it.

sorry.