TEXT ♞ SEXY COSTUMES

[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍓 Sexy strawberry costumes 🍓

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

Comments

[parodeity]

i can maybe try to write you sexy strawberry mood music

[tarotcards]

Please. I need it very jazzy and full of saxophones

Can you also make sexy grape mood music as well? Need it for very important reasons

[parodeity]

absolutely can do
ill recruit my roomie to help out
he does compositions too

[tarotcards]

Is he opened-minded to the concept of fruits being sexy like us?

[parodeity]

even if not hes willing to put up with some of my more out there antics
so he will probably oblige me i think

[tarotcards]

Excellent.

I'll bring over an entire basket of apples for you. What does your roommate like?

[parodeity]

hes fine with whatever
but no nuts