TEXT ♞ SEXY COSTUMES

[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍓 Sexy strawberry costumes 🍓

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

Comments

[tarotcards]

[ wtf................ ]

Do you need someone with you right now?

[redarm]

no.

i think im gonna throw up
then go eat my feelings.

[HEALTHY COPING MECHANISM RIGHT???]

[tarotcards]

... Noah, tell me where you are.

I'll come on over.

[redarm]

[There's a long pause]

on my way to big bang burgers.

[HIS SAFE SPACE]

[tarotcards]

I'll meet you there? First meal will be my treat.

[redarm]

you sure?
im going for one of the challenges.

[tarotcards]

You mean one of those "finish within ten minutes and it's free!" challenge?

[redarm]

yeah!
though they usually charge me.

[otherwise the poor restaurant would go broke...]

[tarotcards]

Aren't those usually something like $20? That sounds like a really expensive loss.

[redarm]

oh i dont lose.
its cheaper than buying a dozen regular burgers.