TEXT ♞ SEXY COSTUMES

[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍓 Sexy strawberry costumes 🍓

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

Comments

[adoringpast]

i give up
don't tell me any more details about goings-on at the narukami sex dungeon

[tarotcards]

But I didn't get to mention the Kandam episode reenactments yet (｡•́︿•̀｡)

[adoringpast]

*why*
i thought you're turning them on, not turning them off

[tarotcards]

What are you talking about? Kandam is the sexiest thing to bring into a bedroom.

[adoringpast]

oh yes! definitely!!! i sure would love a hunk of pointy plastic being shoved up my ass!!!

[tarotcards]

That's the spirit.

I'll give you a kanpla kit later so you can fulfil out your own kandam dreams.