TEXT ♞ SEXY COSTUMES

[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍓 Sexy strawberry costumes 🍓

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

Comments

[tarotcards]

True but couldn't that also be said for the first outfit? It's definitely flasher material if no one wears anything underneath it and someone pulls it down.

[missingache]

Why would a guy worry about it being pulled down unless someone pulls it all the way down to his ankles? If it's pulled down to the knees, there's still enough material to cover the waist.

[tarotcards]

It sounds like you know this from experience.

[missingache]

I grew up with a rowdy and clumsy twin brother.

[tarotcards]

Gasp, another set of twins on the network... we are growing in power.

Are you the older or the younger twin?

[missingache]

I have two sets of cousins who are twins. It runs in the family.

Younger, but I'm told I act like the older one.

[tarotcards]

They do say that having twins can be related to genetics. Unfortunately, my brother and I are the only twins within our direct family.

What's your older twin like?

[missingache]

I know my grandmother on my mom's side was a twins, but I don't know beyond that.

Sleeps too much and is way too emotional.

[tarotcards]

So... kind of like a cat?

[missingache]

he's more like a dog without energy.