TEXT ♞ SEXY COSTUMES

[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍓 Sexy strawberry costumes 🍓

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

Comments

[thesettingsun]

That's even worse? People are trying to eat??

[tarotcards]

Then where do you suggest we fight?

[thesettingsun]

[SHIT HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY WANT TO FIGHT]

The top of a skyscraper would be climactic enough?

[tarotcards]

Why stop at a skyscraper? What about the top of Mount Everest?

[thesettingsun]

I can't afford to fly out to Mount Everest, that's one thing. And I have classes.

[tarotcards]

Then let's postpone our fight until we are both done with our classes and we're rich enough to fly to Mount Everest.

Deal?

[thesettingsun]

Deal. Looking forward to our climactic battle.

[It will never actually happen, thank God.]