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- borderlands: handsome jack,
- broken age: vella beastender tartine,
- fate: saber,
- ffxii: gabranth,
- ffxv: ardyn izunia,
- ffxv: prompto argentum,
- guilty gear: may,
- gundam wing: duo maxwell,
- homestuck: dave strider,
- homestuck: dirk strider,
- homestuck: jade harley,
- homestuck: roxy lalonde,
- kingdom hearts: larxene,
- kingdom hearts: riku,
- persona 3: minako arisato,
- rwby: weiss schnee,
- the wolf among us: bigby wolf,
- touken ranbu: kashuu kiyomitsu
ONE ― TEXT.
[ anyone who was with Bigby last night (hopefully adults...) will probably know how and why he lost his wallet. he got drunk. no one will likely know that Bigby is currently dealing with the worst hangover imaginable. that is because he texts like this all the time.
Bigby Wolf shared a photo.
2/15 near It Doesn't Fucking Matter
Disclaimer. DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU INTEND ON FUCKING AROUND.
Has anyone seen this wallet? Specifically last night from the hours of around 8:00pm to 3:00am in downtown Tisse. You'll know it's mine when you see the pictures of Jade and/or Elizabeth. Or, you know, the goddamn credit cards with my name on it. There's a reward for anyone that so happens to conveniently "locate it" and brings it back to me.
Another disclaimer. DO NOT ASK ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT HOW THE FUCK IT WAS LOST IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Thank you for your time.
please feel free to "not ask questions" or message him to "not fuck around". ]
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Jade Wolf regardless, i hope this was a learning experience for you and next time you will at least consider leaving some of those things at home
Jade Wolf if there have been no purchases on your cards yet, i think its pretty likely theyre at the lost and found at one of the bars you went to
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Bigby Wolf Why do you need to imagine when it's right before you?
Bigby Wolf This is happening. Unfortunately.
Bigby Wolf Also? Definitely not allowed to lecture me if we go off the number of things YOU got into just this month.
[ which Bigby, of course, lectured her for. hello pot, meet kettle :p ]
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Jade Wolf it is pretty unfortunate that instead of being helpful people would rather try to piss you off, that is true, but this is also the internet, and i am not really surprised
Jade Wolf thats not at all related in my concern for your missing belongings!
Jade Wolf next time you should let me keep track of your wallet for you, i know you are stressed and i wont get mad at you for having a good time but i would prefer you wouldnt do it and regret it in the morning
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Bigby Wolf I set myself up for this shit and may...... slightly regret it but
Bigby Wolf I need my fucking wallet and there's a good chance some asshole has it.
[ if he curses through text, that doesn't count towards the Paris fund, does it? god he hopes not.... he has no money now........ ]
Bigby Wolf I can't have you track my wallet for me, what the fuck. You weren't even allowed at the place that I last had it. I think.
[ whoops there goes another ]
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Jade Wolf yes but what if someone has it and doesnt give it back? your credit cards are in that wallet
Jade Wolf i mean, that is true!
Jade Wolf but if you had so many drinks, you could have called me to come by and pick you guys up or hold your stuff for you until the morning
Jade Wolf i would never spend any of your money without permission
Jade Wolf i think it is just an option to discuss to avoid this situation in the future
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Bigby Wolf Don't worry, I've been refreshing the accounts online every ten minutes.
[ quite frankly, he hopes someone decides to use the card for something. Bigby will use his fancy detective skills (aka have his net crimes department) track the info so he can bust their ass. ]
Bigby Wolf What? I know you wouldn't even think to use my money, silly.
Bigby Wolf And I'm not going to have my teenage daughter who isn't even of legal drinking age play designated driver for her two very drunk parents.
Bigby Wolf I'm sure you can see what is off about that.
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Jade Wolf honestly, i am not too concerned about what is "off" about it
Jade Wolf i am far more concerned with helping take care of my family
Jade Wolf and to be completely honest, dad, i think its a better idea to let me play designated driver for you and mom than for you to lose your belongings :p
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Bigby Wolf Next time we decide to be stupid and get drunk with a bunch of other stupid adults, I'll be sure to call you to have you pick us up.
Bigby Wolf Sound fair?
[ how his daughter doesn't smoke, drink or eat meat after living with him, he will never know. ]
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Jade Wolf thats all i am asking!
Jade Wolf its not like you guys dont deserve to have fun, too
[ i mean....give her a little bit longer and try to keep enough beef jerky in the house to sate her, bigs. just TRY. ]
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Bigby Wolf That version of "fun" is going to be put on hold for a long time. Even I've had enough of drinking for a while.
Bigby Wolf Going to risk the idea of being boring by sticking with board game nights and camping trips, I think.
[ HE WILL BE SO HAPPY OMG, the amount of use his dehydrator will be getting......... ]
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Jade Wolf they are both incredibly dangerous, in fact, board games could probably cause murder!!
Jade Wolf actually, i hope not, a blood stained monopoly board sounds like a pain to play on :\