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[puffing]

Bigby Wolf shared a photo. 2/15 near It Doesn't Fucking Matter

Disclaimer. DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU INTEND ON FUCKING AROUND. Has anyone seen this wallet? Specifically last night from the hours of around 8:00pm to 3:00am in downtown Tisse. You'll know it's mine when you see the pictures of Jade and/or Elizabeth. Or, you know, the goddamn credit cards with my name on it. There's a reward for anyone that so happens to conveniently "locate it" and brings it back to me. Another disclaimer. DO NOT ASK ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT HOW THE FUCK IT WAS LOST IN THE FIRST PLACE. Thank you for your time.

[ anyone who was with Bigby last night (hopefully adults...) will probably know how and why he lost his wallet. he got drunk. no one will likely know that Bigby is currently dealing with the worst hangover imaginable. that is because he texts like this all the time.

please feel free to "not ask questions" or message him to "not fuck around". ]

Comments

[beastenderblood]

Velouria Tartine Hey how'd the fuck did you lose your wallet in the first place

[splinten]

Dirk Strider They don't issue you a gun and a badge, right?

[hjack69]

Jack Dawes why the hell do you have a picture of your wallet

[ :D ]

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf i dont even want to imagine the amount of smart comments you are about to get
Jade Wolf regardless, i hope this was a learning experience for you and next time you will at least consider leaving some of those things at home
Jade Wolf if there have been no purchases on your cards yet, i think its pretty likely theyre at the lost and found at one of the bars you went to

[divine_braid]

Uh... why do you have a picture of your wallet?

[daemonized]

Ardyn Izunia You should be more careful, Detective.
Ardyn Izunia You really are too reckless when you’ve had too much to drink.

[he just put you on blast.]

Ardyn Izunia You would’ve lost your own head if it wasn’t attached.

[judicatus]

Noah Gabranth Didn't manage to lose your badge too, did you?

[voideity]

Roxy Strider howd a great detective like u lose your wallet ;)

[heiroglyphs]

Vera C. Weisz You know what they say
Vera C. Weisz A fool and his money are quickly parted.

[sharplydressed]

[Did someone order a headache to go with their headache??]

Kiyomitsu Kashuu if you were in downtown tisse around those hours did you check cabin 11?
Kiyomitsu Kashuu i heard from one of my customers that people just dump lost stuff there since it's got such a convenient location

[Oh... he's actually being helpful for once. Incredible. Pod Person Kiyomitsu has arrived.]

[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen i don't know why you think warning people not to fuck around is going to prevent it
Dante Rantanen probably more likely to draw people in to give you shit than anything else
Dante Rantanen is the reward for finding your wallet all the cards in it? because i'm betting that's what whoever found it's going with

[ :) ]

[me_matey]

May Sfondi im almost offended you didnt come huffin puffin down my door, officer.
May Sfondi not that i took ur wallet
May Sfondi this time anyways
May Sfondi makesm e wonder if someone is following in my awesome footsteps

[mercurio]

Prompto Argentum i may have some serious information about this

not here!

[complementing]

[So much for considering Bigby as her prospective detective sensei.]

[onceandfuturemascot]

Alice Penelope Drake For the record, I was okay enough to walk home last night and I don't remember seeing it.
Alice Penelope Drake Hope you find it in the face of all this trolling.

[parodeity]

Dave Strider lmao god the story has to be golden if you dont want us to know it