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[puffing]

Bigby Wolf shared a photo. 2/15 near It Doesn't Fucking Matter

Disclaimer. DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU INTEND ON FUCKING AROUND. Has anyone seen this wallet? Specifically last night from the hours of around 8:00pm to 3:00am in downtown Tisse. You'll know it's mine when you see the pictures of Jade and/or Elizabeth. Or, you know, the goddamn credit cards with my name on it. There's a reward for anyone that so happens to conveniently "locate it" and brings it back to me. Another disclaimer. DO NOT ASK ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT HOW THE FUCK IT WAS LOST IN THE FIRST PLACE. Thank you for your time.

[ anyone who was with Bigby last night (hopefully adults...) will probably know how and why he lost his wallet. he got drunk. no one will likely know that Bigby is currently dealing with the worst hangover imaginable. that is because he texts like this all the time.

please feel free to "not ask questions" or message him to "not fuck around". ]

Comments

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf :p nice pat on the back, mister detective interrogatypants
Jade Wolf yes but what if someone has it and doesnt give it back? your credit cards are in that wallet
Jade Wolf i mean, that is true!
Jade Wolf but if you had so many drinks, you could have called me to come by and pick you guys up or hold your stuff for you until the morning
Jade Wolf i would never spend any of your money without permission
Jade Wolf i think it is just an option to discuss to avoid this situation in the future

[puffing]

Bigby Wolf I'm going to call the credit card companies by the end of the night if I don't get any tips.
Bigby Wolf Don't worry, I've been refreshing the accounts online every ten minutes.

[ quite frankly, he hopes someone decides to use the card for something. Bigby will use his fancy detective skills (aka have his net crimes department) track the info so he can bust their ass. ]

Bigby Wolf What? I know you wouldn't even think to use my money, silly.
Bigby Wolf And I'm not going to have my teenage daughter who isn't even of legal drinking age play designated driver for her two very drunk parents.
Bigby Wolf I'm sure you can see what is off about that.

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf well... thats ok, then!
Jade Wolf honestly, i am not too concerned about what is "off" about it
Jade Wolf i am far more concerned with helping take care of my family
Jade Wolf and to be completely honest, dad, i think its a better idea to let me play designated driver for you and mom than for you to lose your belongings :p

[puffing]

Bigby Wolf Okay. That's. Probably fair.
Bigby Wolf Next time we decide to be stupid and get drunk with a bunch of other stupid adults, I'll be sure to call you to have you pick us up.
Bigby Wolf Sound fair?

[ how his daughter doesn't smoke, drink or eat meat after living with him, he will never know. ]

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf :D
Jade Wolf thats all i am asking!
Jade Wolf its not like you guys dont deserve to have fun, too

[ i mean....give her a little bit longer and try to keep enough beef jerky in the house to sate her, bigs. just TRY. ]

[puffing]

Bigby Wolf Yeah, well.
Bigby Wolf That version of "fun" is going to be put on hold for a long time. Even I've had enough of drinking for a while.
Bigby Wolf Going to risk the idea of being boring by sticking with board game nights and camping trips, I think.

[ HE WILL BE SO HAPPY OMG, the amount of use his dehydrator will be getting......... ]

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf i hardly think either of those things are boring!
Jade Wolf they are both incredibly dangerous, in fact, board games could probably cause murder!!
Jade Wolf actually, i hope not, a blood stained monopoly board sounds like a pain to play on :\