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[puffing]

Bigby Wolf shared a photo. 2/15 near It Doesn't Fucking Matter

Disclaimer. DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU INTEND ON FUCKING AROUND. Has anyone seen this wallet? Specifically last night from the hours of around 8:00pm to 3:00am in downtown Tisse. You'll know it's mine when you see the pictures of Jade and/or Elizabeth. Or, you know, the goddamn credit cards with my name on it. There's a reward for anyone that so happens to conveniently "locate it" and brings it back to me. Another disclaimer. DO NOT ASK ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT HOW THE FUCK IT WAS LOST IN THE FIRST PLACE. Thank you for your time.

[ anyone who was with Bigby last night (hopefully adults...) will probably know how and why he lost his wallet. he got drunk. no one will likely know that Bigby is currently dealing with the worst hangover imaginable. that is because he texts like this all the time.

please feel free to "not ask questions" or message him to "not fuck around". ]

Comments

[me_matey]

May Sfondi well golly officer

-At this point, she has to be doing it on purpose. She definitely is.-

May Sfondi its almost like ur implyin law enforcement in this town, and by extension yourself, are incompetent and not worth the taxes we waste on ya

[puffing]

Bigby Wolf Guess we're all kinda fucked if that's the case, huh.
Bigby Wolf Maybe you should take the next train and get the hell out of here while you can.

[me_matey]

May Sfondi u cant get ride of me that easily bub

[puffing]

Bigby Wolf And why would I ever want to wish something like that upon you?
Bigby Wolf Citizens like you keep this city humble. You're our own checks and balances system. Congrats.

[me_matey]

May Sfondi so does this mean i can do shitposting as my community service next time yall catch me ridin dirty?