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[puffing]

Bigby Wolf shared a photo. 2/15 near It Doesn't Fucking Matter

Disclaimer. DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU INTEND ON FUCKING AROUND. Has anyone seen this wallet? Specifically last night from the hours of around 8:00pm to 3:00am in downtown Tisse. You'll know it's mine when you see the pictures of Jade and/or Elizabeth. Or, you know, the goddamn credit cards with my name on it. There's a reward for anyone that so happens to conveniently "locate it" and brings it back to me. Another disclaimer. DO NOT ASK ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT HOW THE FUCK IT WAS LOST IN THE FIRST PLACE. Thank you for your time.

[ anyone who was with Bigby last night (hopefully adults...) will probably know how and why he lost his wallet. he got drunk. no one will likely know that Bigby is currently dealing with the worst hangover imaginable. that is because he texts like this all the time.

please feel free to "not ask questions" or message him to "not fuck around". ]

Comments

[puffing]

Bigby Wolf I don't really know if purses fit my
Bigby Wolf Uhhh, what is it called again?

[ give him a minute. ]

Bigby Wolf Right. #aesthetic or whatever.
Bigby Wolf Whatever. The winky face is in no ways a friendly face. That's a flirtatious face and you know it.

[voideity]

Roxy Strider lmao i guess not
Roxy Strider ur tough cop aesthetic
Roxy Strider mr rugged outdoorsy man
Roxy Strider whos manly and masculine
Roxy Strider its only flirty if you see it that way
Roxy Strider and if u do then i guess need to go talk to mrs wolf

[puffing]

Bigby Wolf I'd like to think she uses the ;) face enough at me to realize that it does look flirty, so go for it.
Bigby Wolf Especially when you tell her the part about how you went into incredible detail about my manliness right after you used ;).
Bigby Wolf Not to mention how problematic it would be if *I* decided I could use a ;) face on you and consider it non-flirty. Just saying.