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[puffing]

Bigby Wolf shared a photo. 2/15 near It Doesn't Fucking Matter

Disclaimer. DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU INTEND ON FUCKING AROUND. Has anyone seen this wallet? Specifically last night from the hours of around 8:00pm to 3:00am in downtown Tisse. You'll know it's mine when you see the pictures of Jade and/or Elizabeth. Or, you know, the goddamn credit cards with my name on it. There's a reward for anyone that so happens to conveniently "locate it" and brings it back to me. Another disclaimer. DO NOT ASK ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT HOW THE FUCK IT WAS LOST IN THE FIRST PLACE. Thank you for your time.

[ anyone who was with Bigby last night (hopefully adults...) will probably know how and why he lost his wallet. he got drunk. no one will likely know that Bigby is currently dealing with the worst hangover imaginable. that is because he texts like this all the time.

please feel free to "not ask questions" or message him to "not fuck around". ]

Comments

[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen okay let me rephrase
Dante Rantanen "pissed" is the wrong word
Dante Rantanen my bad for not whipping out the thesaurus to find the most apt one in the first place i didn't realize this was an english essay
Dante Rantanen i'm mocking your choice to specifically add on disclaimers WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS AS IF THAT WOULD HELP YOUR CAUSE basically inviting people to fuck with you and then bitching about it when people took you up on the challenge
Dante Rantanen and for future reference, if you really want to convince someone you don't care?
Dante Rantanen the whole "you're lucky i'm even bothering to respond to you!" and attacks on the size of my dick don't help your cause to look like you don't give a shit

[trolling 101, really.]