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Entry tags:
- borderlands: handsome jack,
- broken age: vella beastender tartine,
- fate: saber,
- ffxii: gabranth,
- ffxv: ardyn izunia,
- ffxv: prompto argentum,
- guilty gear: may,
- gundam wing: duo maxwell,
- homestuck: dave strider,
- homestuck: dirk strider,
- homestuck: jade harley,
- homestuck: roxy lalonde,
- kingdom hearts: larxene,
- kingdom hearts: riku,
- persona 3: minako arisato,
- rwby: weiss schnee,
- the wolf among us: bigby wolf,
- touken ranbu: kashuu kiyomitsu
ONE ― TEXT.
[ anyone who was with Bigby last night (hopefully adults...) will probably know how and why he lost his wallet. he got drunk. no one will likely know that Bigby is currently dealing with the worst hangover imaginable. that is because he texts like this all the time.
Bigby Wolf shared a photo.
2/15 near It Doesn't Fucking Matter
Disclaimer. DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU INTEND ON FUCKING AROUND.
Has anyone seen this wallet? Specifically last night from the hours of around 8:00pm to 3:00am in downtown Tisse. You'll know it's mine when you see the pictures of Jade and/or Elizabeth. Or, you know, the goddamn credit cards with my name on it. There's a reward for anyone that so happens to conveniently "locate it" and brings it back to me.
Another disclaimer. DO NOT ASK ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT HOW THE FUCK IT WAS LOST IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Thank you for your time.
please feel free to "not ask questions" or message him to "not fuck around". ]
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But last night was a blur and probably full of bad decisions, so. Who even knows.]
Ardyn Izunia Are you insinuating something, Bigby?
Ardyn Izunia Or just trying to spin the rumor mill out of frustration?
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Bigby Wolf Get the juices flowing.
Bigby Wolf There were definitely clothes torn off, though.
[ Jack's. the fact that it was (for??) towards Bigby is irrelevant. ]
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[Listen, he was there for the madness that was the arm wrestling matches, too, all right. Some things are difficult to forget.]
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Bigby Wolf ............ huh.
[ mfw something truly regrettable happens and it just hasn't been threaded out yet. ]
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Ardyn Izunia Trying to sow doubt in my mind? It won't work.
[Let's just... careen the conversation slightly in a different direction now.]
Ardyn Izunia After all, if your memory was actually that clear, you wouldn't have trouble finding your wallet.
Ardyn Izunia Posting actual pictures of the blasted thing on Retrospec.
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Bigby Wolf Why's everyone assuming the picture is of my actual fucking wallet?
Bigby Wolf It's called Google, wise-ass. You can find pictures of anything you own on it, in case you didn't know.
[ it may or may not actually be a picture of his own wallet, who knows. either way, too many damn people are assuming. ]
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And also, Bigby. Bigby pls.]
Ardyn Izunia So you're telling me that you googled your wallet brand and style and posted the result here?
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[He totally thinks Bigby took a picture of his wallet instead of googling it? And testing that right now.]
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Bigby Wolf :^)
[ a number of things are confusing about this. 1) is he being serious or bluffing again? 2) why did Bigby just seriously use :^) as a smiley? 3) was that also in an effort to confuse Ardyn?
regardles of any of these options, it's clear that he is approaching things differently when it comes to Ardyn's... well, indifference. one of these days, he'll phase the man. one of these fucking days. ]
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Purposefully, he makes certain his response has no delay to it.]
Ardyn Izunia I noticed how you didn't honor my request re: your wallet.
Ardyn Izunia And you have no such pictures.
Ardyn Izunia Or rather, if you do, I'd like to see them.
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Bigby Wolf Yeah, alright, it's an actual picture of my wallet. So fucking what.
Bigby Wolf Acting like that's the worst thing to know about me after the bullshit that was last night.