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[puffing]

Bigby Wolf shared a photo. 2/15 near It Doesn't Fucking Matter

Disclaimer. DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU INTEND ON FUCKING AROUND. Has anyone seen this wallet? Specifically last night from the hours of around 8:00pm to 3:00am in downtown Tisse. You'll know it's mine when you see the pictures of Jade and/or Elizabeth. Or, you know, the goddamn credit cards with my name on it. There's a reward for anyone that so happens to conveniently "locate it" and brings it back to me. Another disclaimer. DO NOT ASK ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT HOW THE FUCK IT WAS LOST IN THE FIRST PLACE. Thank you for your time.

[ anyone who was with Bigby last night (hopefully adults...) will probably know how and why he lost his wallet. he got drunk. no one will likely know that Bigby is currently dealing with the worst hangover imaginable. that is because he texts like this all the time.

please feel free to "not ask questions" or message him to "not fuck around". ]

Comments

[hjack69]

Jack Dawes if you remember
Jack Dawes which considering how absolutely hammered you were at the time you probably dont
Jack Dawes your wife was there too
Jack Dawes giving me a mild concussion btw

[puffing]

Bigby Wolf I'm well aware my wife was there. I carried her home. Fucking shit.
Bigby Wolf And if you'd take the time to notice, you would find that my wife is not commenting on this post.
Bigby Wolf Glad to hear one of us got away with inflicting physical pain on you, though.

[hjack69]

Jack Dawes yeah no thanks for the backup there btw
Jack Dawes where the hell were you when all of that was happening

[puffing]

Bigby Wolf Probably drunk off of my own ass.
Bigby Wolf She could have handled herself, you know.
Bigby Wolf You volunteer to play hero, you reap the consequences.

[hjack69]

yeah well i personally was worried for her safety FOR you so you know
youre welcome

WHY ARE YOU EVEN USING THAT ICON

[puffing]

Again with the you're welcomes when you know for a fact I'm not saying thank you.
What was she even doing that had gotten you playing hero, exactly?

RANDOM ICON LEAVE THIS PLACE

[hjack69]

i know its a sarcastic way to punish you for not saying thank you
and she was climbing on shit!!
and then she started freaking out!!!
im not gonna say why bc thats her private business but seriously talk to her abt it sometime

[ bigby your wife is having a mid-life crisis??? ]

[puffing]

Soooo it sounds like you were just using it as an excuse to check her ass out, is what I'm getting from that.
Am I right or am I right?

[ puttin ur ass on blast, jack ]

[hjack69]

wow
do you even LISTEN to yourself
your wife is havin a frickin mid-life crisis did you even notice??
go tell her shes pretty jackass

[ SORRY LIZ ]

[puffing]

Get the fuck over YOURSELF before you tell me to try and do the same.
Elizabeth already told me about her predicament the night of.
Take a wild goddamn guess what I must have told her after.