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[puffing]

Bigby Wolf shared a photo. 2/15 near It Doesn't Fucking Matter

Disclaimer. DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU INTEND ON FUCKING AROUND. Has anyone seen this wallet? Specifically last night from the hours of around 8:00pm to 3:00am in downtown Tisse. You'll know it's mine when you see the pictures of Jade and/or Elizabeth. Or, you know, the goddamn credit cards with my name on it. There's a reward for anyone that so happens to conveniently "locate it" and brings it back to me. Another disclaimer. DO NOT ASK ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT HOW THE FUCK IT WAS LOST IN THE FIRST PLACE. Thank you for your time.

[ anyone who was with Bigby last night (hopefully adults...) will probably know how and why he lost his wallet. he got drunk. no one will likely know that Bigby is currently dealing with the worst hangover imaginable. that is because he texts like this all the time.

please feel free to "not ask questions" or message him to "not fuck around". ]

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[splinten]

[That. Is surprising. And also not at all expected? and kinda relevant to Dirk's pondering right now, which is why the trolling drops out entirely.]

Dirk Strider You aren't?

[puffing]

Bigby Wolf No, I'm not.
Bigby Wolf Seems as much of a possibility as dead people floating around up above or down below.
Bigby Wolf But I'm pretty open to the idea of us ceasing to exist once we close our eyes for the last time as well.
Bigby Wolf Try not to put all of my eggs in one basket.

[splinten]

Dirk Strider Pascal would be overwhelmed by the complexity you bring to his square.
Dirk Strider But sure. Let's follow along this post-Bacchanalia logic.
Dirk Strider If reincarnation was a thing, what relevance would a past life have to your current one? Assuming you could come to remember it.

[puffing]

Bigby Wolf Holy shit, Dirk. I said I'm hungover, not high as fuck.
Bigby Wolf I don't know how long I can keep up with you on this, but since you're relatively less of an asshat than you were five minutes ago, I'll try. Just for you.

[ give him a minute as he sits up from wherever the hell he is at, slaps some blood into his cheeks and gets to typing like an idiot on his phone. ]

Bigby Wolf If I really have to answer that, I would say that there's at least one thing that connects your past life or lives with the one you're currently in. Maybe it's your soul, maybe it's just in your eyes or the lines on your hands. I don't fucking know. I obviously don't remember mine if I had one, so it's hard to say.

[ and here he was, just trying to find his wallet. this is what happens when he talks to a Homestuck... ]

[splinten]

Dirk Strider Your magnanimity puts others to shame.

[Yeah Bigby just has to deal with this now. It is now a thing that is happening, to him. What a poor kid.]

Dirk Strider Say reincarnation was a thing, then. Ethically, rather than philosophically,
Dirk Strider Would you bear any responsibility for or to that past life? Or is the process of reincarnation one that wipes you free from all prior obligations?
Dirk Strider Should a prior life have any relevance on how you lead your current one, if any, if you came to be aware of it?

[puffing]

Bigby Wolf Thanks. I think. I'd say text blurs your ability to come off as genuine, but I'm pretty sure that's your general demeanor in person, too.

[ this is definitely happening. goodness. ]

Bigby Wolf The whole point of reincarnation in Hindu religion is because of karma, right?
Bigby Wolf I'd like to think if reincarnation is actually a thing, that the Hindus are doing it right in assuming it's as a result of your past life's actions.
Bigby Wolf Would explain how some people seem to be blessed right from birth, while others are dealt with misfortune left and right.
Bigby Wolf Could be completely wrong though. Who knows? I could have been a fucked up piece of shit in a previous life, and look at me now.

[ HAHAHAHAHAH. hah. hah. ]