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[puffing]

Bigby Wolf shared a photo. 2/15 near It Doesn't Fucking Matter

Disclaimer. DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU INTEND ON FUCKING AROUND. Has anyone seen this wallet? Specifically last night from the hours of around 8:00pm to 3:00am in downtown Tisse. You'll know it's mine when you see the pictures of Jade and/or Elizabeth. Or, you know, the goddamn credit cards with my name on it. There's a reward for anyone that so happens to conveniently "locate it" and brings it back to me. Another disclaimer. DO NOT ASK ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT HOW THE FUCK IT WAS LOST IN THE FIRST PLACE. Thank you for your time.

[ anyone who was with Bigby last night (hopefully adults...) will probably know how and why he lost his wallet. he got drunk. no one will likely know that Bigby is currently dealing with the worst hangover imaginable. that is because he texts like this all the time.

please feel free to "not ask questions" or message him to "not fuck around". ]

Comments

[puffing]

Bigby Wolf Just because I'm idiotic enough to lose my wallet doesn't make me incapable of seeing through bullshit.
Bigby Wolf We'll pretend you didn't try and do exactly that and try this again.
Bigby Wolf Why is a picture of what looks like my wallet on your phone called "0043_vday.png"?

[mercurio]

Prompto Argentum because... i always have my camera with me...
Prompto Argentum and i'm always taking pictures...

[this kind of interrogation is scary to him]

[puffing]

Bigby Wolf Yeah, I believe you. I do. You look at the world around you more through your camera lens than your actual eyes.
Bigby Wolf But that doesn't answer the fact that I don't happen to recall you being at any of the bars, and yet, there's clearly a picture of a wallet just sitting there with no owner, on Valentine's Day of all days.
Bigby Wolf What were you doing last night around the hours of 9:00pm to 2:00am, Mr. Argentum?

[ okay, so maybe he's wording this more like an actual interrogation on purpose, but still. he demands answers. ]

[mercurio]

Prompto Argentum this is a crazy scary interrogation...
Prompto Argentum let's just say i was taking a shortcut home after hanging out with some friends