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[puffing]

Bigby Wolf shared a photo. 2/15 near It Doesn't Fucking Matter

Disclaimer. DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU INTEND ON FUCKING AROUND. Has anyone seen this wallet? Specifically last night from the hours of around 8:00pm to 3:00am in downtown Tisse. You'll know it's mine when you see the pictures of Jade and/or Elizabeth. Or, you know, the goddamn credit cards with my name on it. There's a reward for anyone that so happens to conveniently "locate it" and brings it back to me. Another disclaimer. DO NOT ASK ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT HOW THE FUCK IT WAS LOST IN THE FIRST PLACE. Thank you for your time.

[ anyone who was with Bigby last night (hopefully adults...) will probably know how and why he lost his wallet. he got drunk. no one will likely know that Bigby is currently dealing with the worst hangover imaginable. that is because he texts like this all the time.

please feel free to "not ask questions" or message him to "not fuck around". ]

Comments

[puffing]

Bigby Wolf Yeah, not exactly the best thing to tell someone who is supposed to be enforcing the law around here.
Bigby Wolf Just because you played vigilante for something you were just 90% sure of doesn't mean you're justified in beating people up for their money.
Bigby Wolf Probably a better chance you're just fucking with me, but I can honestly see you doing it, so. Fair warning.

[beastenderblood]

Velouria Tartine Counterargument
Velouria Tartine Cops are lame and I'm awesome

[puffing]

Bigby Wolf Wow, what a cool and hip statement.
Bigby Wolf That definitely seems to make you more awesome than you were five seconds ago.

[beastenderblood]

Velouria Tartine I resent the implication that my hipness wasn't clear from the beginning