puffing: (ᴛᴇɴ﹪ғᴜʀʀʏ / ɢᴀᴍᴇ ― o70.)
𝐁𝐈𝐆. 𝐁. 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅. ([personal profile] puffing) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-02-16 03:31 pm

ONE ― TEXT.

Bigby Wolf shared a photo.
2/15 near It Doesn't Fucking Matter

Disclaimer. DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU INTEND ON FUCKING AROUND.

Has anyone seen this wallet? Specifically last night from the hours of around 8:00pm to 3:00am in downtown Tisse. You'll know it's mine when you see the pictures of Jade and/or Elizabeth. Or, you know, the goddamn credit cards with my name on it. There's a reward for anyone that so happens to conveniently "locate it" and brings it back to me.

Another disclaimer. DO NOT ASK ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT HOW THE FUCK IT WAS LOST IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Thank you for your time.
[ anyone who was with Bigby last night (hopefully adults...) will probably know how and why he lost his wallet. he got drunk. no one will likely know that Bigby is currently dealing with the worst hangover imaginable. that is because he texts like this all the time.

please feel free to "not ask questions" or message him to "not fuck around". ]
sharplydressed: (nah)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-03-06 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Kiyomitsu Kashuu i'm not helping you out there

[Only because he doesn't want to get his ass kicked for being a contrary punk who does exactly what Bigby tells him not to do. ANYWAY:]

Kiyomitsu Kashuu i don't think this is a heartbreak i can recover from honestly!
Kiyomitsu Kashuu but i guess i'll do my best
Kiyomitsu Kashuu that's one tiiiny thing this app is good for