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[voideity]

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[voideity]

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i have never been wrong in my life

ok thats an ok rat
but im guessin u didnt hop on down to petsmart
goin hey gimme the prettiest rat
since u got caught out later
im guessin u found a rat in an alley and went
yes this is fine
but no jadey
no
alley rats have the fleas that give u bubonic plague
dont get the bubonic plague

[rhapsodeity]

actually it was in the apartment complex already!
i did not go searching for it
mr mustache was just in my room and i decided to feet him because he was hungry
looking at his hungry little face was so sad, i just had to give him something to eat
and then he kept coming back around the same time! :o
rats are incredibly intelligent creatures, roxy

[voideity]

honey that dont make it better
apartment rats have at least half bubonic fleas as alley rats
trust me im a doctor of health
tho i get the want to help a sad hungry animal
pls get a real pet and not another random rat
yeah theyre intelligent in ways to EAT YOUR FACE IN A SEWER IM JUST SAYIN

[rhapsodeity]

you are disrespecting the memory of my pet rat, roxy :(
he was a really nice boy
he deserved better
better than stale crackers anyway
i dont think i can get a pet anyway
i guess itll have to wait until i move out...

[voideity]

im sorry im sure he was a sweet baby who deserved the world if you say so
what happened to him after dave squealed tho
aww im sure we can get your parents to cave
maybe for like
a hamster
theyre the rats small fluffy cousin

[rhapsodeity]

i dont want to know what happened to mr mustache after dave yelped like a big baby at the sight of a rat
as if he has never seen one before
i am sure it was not kind at all!!!!
also my dad just likes eating animals
i bet he would walk up to one and ask how it tastes
i would be afraid to even keep a goldfish, roxy

[voideity]

ok ok fair
im sure hes living at a nice farm
also p sure dave rarely sees rats
wh
why is your dad so weird
i mean hes hot but kinda weird
who would eat a goldfish
its not even as fulfilling as a cheese goldfish cracker

[rhapsodeity]

[ d...do all the striders think bigby is hot, jade wonders ]

i am starting to think it is a strider trait for you to think my dad is hot
except perhaps dirk and rose
oh, but then it is just a you and dave thing
you two are very similar though!

as for why my dad is weird, i do not know
i dont mind it, though
sometimes it is very fun!

[voideity]

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ur welcome i try to be the master of cats

if we could email this pos apps customer support we could suggest they make clubs a thing
like fb groups but less lame

@retrospec if @s are really a thing
give us clubs or give us death

[sharplydressed]

you're well on your way honestly

that's a good idea though
@retrospec whenever you start locking things down and putting in paid features, i will totally buy a subscription if you give us a cat chat
isn't that the french word for cat anyway
it's like a bilingual pun
look i've already done the hard work and named it

[voideity]

omg
omg cat chat is the best name ever
100 awards to you
@retrospec bros you gotta get ON this
id pay solid dolla for cat chat
all else fails i wonder if catchat.com is taken

[sharplydressed]

you know what, it'd probably be better to host it somewhere else anyway
like, just in case these guys do turn out to be tied to the mafia or whatever other weird things people are talking about
besides, who could give up a domain name like that?

[voideity]

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so so true
he is absolutely the cuddliest
i was gonna name him somethin else but he was just
so cuddly
wow jake do you not trust my lil sis to tell u the full truth w/o exaggeration??
im shocked & appalled rn

[potentite]

I thought about getting a cat before.
But I always worried I wouldn't end up with an affectionate one? Like you always hear cats are more independent than dogs...
And I'm a huge cuddler. I need an equally cuddly animal.
I'm just saying that, at times, Rose may stretch the truth a little bit.
Just a tiny bit.

[voideity]

h m m
cats CAN be more independant but
in my exp cats are p big cuddlers 75% of the time
i would say go to the shelter and see who seems cuddliest
getting a bb kitten might help too so u could teach it that cuddlin is the best
a lot of cats that are aloof i think werent taught to cuddle u know
wwwwwoooowwwww
u come into my house
on the eve of my somethings wedding
and insult my pure nd honest lil sister
hdu

[voideity]

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life gives u lemons etc etc
which is kinda funny since life rarely gives anybody nothin
and why lemons
why isnt it
when life gives you oranges u make orange juice
alliteration i guess
so maybe it should be
when life gives u life u make life

[notbunaga]

i guess its to do with the fruit itself
if life gives you lemons you cant just take a bite out of it
i mean
ok you could
but i think the average person wouldnt
but if you make lemonade you can at least make it into something most people might at least drink

while oranges are good even by themselves

[voideity]

i mean
people are supposed to take a bite out of life
i think thats a saying
maybe

hm thats tru
oranges are better by themselves than lemons

so like its like
take ur life and make something tasty with it?

[voideity]

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Roxy Strider r u sure about that
Roxy Strider actually how can *i* be sure of that
Roxy Strider whose to say they cant use social media

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki You can't, though perhaps it may comfort you that it would be difficult to type with freakishly long fingers.

[voideity]

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wow really
that had to suck
or well i guess u didnt know the great stuff you were missin
welcome to social media
it doesnt usually download itself to ur phone w/o permission

lmao right
i mean it already knew our names nd shit so
security is already out the window

[true_noir]

Chloe Bouchard The Pyrenees are beautiful, but very remote.
Chloe Bouchard It is a little vineyard that time has basically forgotten.
Chloe Bouchard I doubt it's even on a map, honestly.

Chloe Bouchard And yes, security is a lost cause here.
Chloe Bouchard So, we just have to watch out for the dangerous people and weirdos, right?
Chloe Bouchard Hopefully shouldn't be too hard.