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[recollecters]

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Rose Lalonde | OTA

[threnodeity]

( ooc: original post here! please feel free to respond to any of her prompts if you wanna chat with her!! )

baa baa lamb

[threnodeity]

I anticipate a life of fame and fortune. We shall rocket to the higher echelons of society, beloved by the masses as idols of the six-and-a half art form. Mothers will beg for us to sign their children's foreheads. Men will eagerly relinquish their undergarments in our presence. And we will reinforce all this with copious amounts of drink and drugs, enough to make Hunter S. Thompson pale.

[notyourutopian]

Well I was thinking gonzo journalism would be fun for a while.
Though admittedly more on the reporting end than the subject end.
You've really thought the future of this project through though.
We should probably film something before we start counting our boxer shorts intake though.

[threnodeity]

If you are willing to draft a pitch, I will happily provide the materials, oh mysterious stranger.

pretentious prick

[threnodeity]

[Boy, do not try to outthesis her.]

1. "Your body is the church where Nature asks to be reverenced." - Marquis de Sade
2. By that definition, I am a work of religious architecture demanding the utmost respect and protection.
3. I am your weakness. Do I not deserve your arms?
4. - 9. I can allow these to pass.
10. To utilize a tired trope, Strider, I am a delicate maiden! Look upon my hands. Do you witness a speck of blood upon them? How could you ask me to dirty them on such a task when I have much bigger fish to gut?

And you needn't worry about dying. You can hardly muster a confession with you-know-who.

flighty broad 1/2

[parodeity]

[ it's dave. he will of course continue tl;dr'ing with her??? ]

1. why are you bringing the protosadist into our discussion rose
im not sure i recognize his opinion as mattering re chivalry
on the grounds that im pretty sure the guy mistreated prostitutes of both sex didnt he
like all violent and noncon and whatever
therefore he is anti chivalry and you need a new thesis as to why youre a church
although i guess technically doing bad things doesnt mean you cant be right about certain things but hey
2. see above
3. who said youre my weakness i never said that
you dont know my life
4. - 9. thnx
10. my eyebrows just left the stratosphere as i chortled
chortled rose
i did that word and it is a stupid word but come the fuck on
also what bigger fish

[ see he was just replying to these as he read in order, so. ]

2/2

[parodeity]

[ GOD DAMNIT ROSE THIS IS PUBLIC not that you-know-who is likely to notice or catch on but still. ]

foul
foul on the play
slam touchdown is revoked
why dont in need to worry about dying are you promising to protect me

[threnodeity]

[HEH HEH HEH]

You will not perish as the token fanservice since your face undergoes a marvelous transformation through the entire red spectrum when you-know-who so much as even offers you a platonic gesture of fondness. How will you have sex, Dave, when you cannot hold her hand? Perhaps you should practice with your lovely sister?

ollie ollie roxyfree

[threnodeity]

To be uncharacteristically open, I'd prefer such a scenario. If this becomes a Spy Kids-esque caper where we have a kindly and machete-wielding uncle swoop in to help us save the day, consider me your partner in crime.

[It'd be a lot less frustrating than all this ~mysterious social network~ bullshit!!]

[voideity]

it would be way better than
whatever the fuck
all this is
a lot less creepy tbqh
real q which of our uncles would actually do that
we should take a fam survey
this is super importante

[threnodeity]

Mother and father's families are equally reckless, though I've a feeling you and Dirk have a monopoly on danger. Perhaps the two of you should be our quirk uncle and aunt.

the big nice wolf

[threnodeity]

I wonder what other properties this application possesses. Do you think it could be caught on film?

[rhapsodeity]

i was thinking of trying the same thing, actually
it seems like mysterious is its main personality trait, after all
should i come over????

[threnodeity]

Of course. How could we pass upon this chance to meddle with the unknowable?

rox out

[threnodeity]

But of course. We are intimate acquaintances.

[voideity]

see when you say intimate
my mind jumps to
ur bangin the abyss
which sounds super illegal on the abysses part

[threnodeity]

Life gives us a sound anal thrashing. Why can't the abyss join in?

aquanauts

[threnodeity]

Indeed. If that is the case, I beg of you to utilize similes instead -- it shall be a safer option.

versus aquasharks?

[oceanicbutterfly]

Then perhaps my words will be like water pouring forth from a fountain, adding to the metaphorical water already closing over your head, until you figuratively drown in the realization that I no longer have any idea what we're talking about.

better throw in few aquamen in here too

[threnodeity]

Splendid! As they say, ignorance is bliss. And confusion is the bastard cousin to ignorance.

i'm chloes by

[threnodeity]

You've cracked the code to my humor. Well done. What is a joke without homoeroticism, after all?

Correct. The birthplace of the American stereotype, home to wide ranges both natural and metallic. A place where you may ride a bull and be happily trampled for the sake of glory.

[true_noir]

Chloe Bouchard Hehe, careful.
Chloe Bouchard You never know if I'm a little homoerotic, do you?
Chloe Bouchard But, I see.
Chloe Bouchard Even if I take what you are saying as humorous, it sounds an interesting place.
Chloe Bouchard Of course, I used to live near where they fought bulls for fun still.

[threnodeity]

Given how you told me about your girlfriend, I'd assume you were 100% homoerotic.

Spain, is it?

yo yo YOsuke

[threnodeity]

Rose Strider My, haven't you seen that cryptid that's been circling about?

row row row your ROSE

[youraffection]

Yosuke Hanamura the what?