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pretentious prick

[threnodeity]

[Boy, do not try to outthesis her.]

1. "Your body is the church where Nature asks to be reverenced." - Marquis de Sade
2. By that definition, I am a work of religious architecture demanding the utmost respect and protection.
3. I am your weakness. Do I not deserve your arms?
4. - 9. I can allow these to pass.
10. To utilize a tired trope, Strider, I am a delicate maiden! Look upon my hands. Do you witness a speck of blood upon them? How could you ask me to dirty them on such a task when I have much bigger fish to gut?

And you needn't worry about dying. You can hardly muster a confession with you-know-who.

flighty broad 1/2

[parodeity]

[ it's dave. he will of course continue tl;dr'ing with her??? ]

1. why are you bringing the protosadist into our discussion rose
im not sure i recognize his opinion as mattering re chivalry
on the grounds that im pretty sure the guy mistreated prostitutes of both sex didnt he
like all violent and noncon and whatever
therefore he is anti chivalry and you need a new thesis as to why youre a church
although i guess technically doing bad things doesnt mean you cant be right about certain things but hey
2. see above
3. who said youre my weakness i never said that
you dont know my life
4. - 9. thnx
10. my eyebrows just left the stratosphere as i chortled
chortled rose
i did that word and it is a stupid word but come the fuck on
also what bigger fish

[ see he was just replying to these as he read in order, so. ]

2/2

[parodeity]

[ GOD DAMNIT ROSE THIS IS PUBLIC not that you-know-who is likely to notice or catch on but still. ]

foul
foul on the play
slam touchdown is revoked
why dont in need to worry about dying are you promising to protect me

[threnodeity]

[HEH HEH HEH]

You will not perish as the token fanservice since your face undergoes a marvelous transformation through the entire red spectrum when you-know-who so much as even offers you a platonic gesture of fondness. How will you have sex, Dave, when you cannot hold her hand? Perhaps you should practice with your lovely sister?

[parodeity]

[ STRANGLED AGGRAVATED NOISES although it's quiet enough and in his room that rose might not be able to hear them. maybe. she knows they exist though, doesn't she. ]

you are moving this hypothetical nonrelationship through its paces a little too fast here rose
but ill assure you i will be and am perfectly fine in that department
also
i can hold your hand just fine
do you wanna go
meet me in the fucking pit ill hold your hand all day tomorrow if you want
dont test me on this i can do it
well be Those Weird Siblings again do you really want that rose
ill even finish your sentences
i dont promise to finish them right though

furthermore dr strider maybe we should sit down and talk about the desires you just gave voice to
for example
you worded that in such a way you could have been suggesting we practice something other than handholding
so ah fucking HA
finally the turntables have turned
im the one with the clipboard with a smirk
youre the one in the chair
its my time to shine youre the one who fucked freud and now were in the shit together
rose would you care to elaborate on how youre feeling

[ fatal mistake: daring rose to elaborate ]

[threnodeity]

[She does, and she knows she's got him given his long reply. She's got him: hook, line, and sinker.]

Oh dear, however shall I respond? Viciously attacked, by my own flesh and blood no less! Please, pull the couch closer. I feel faint. I may just elegantly swoon upon these pillows, plumped to perfection like fresh puppet ass.

I've only one question for you, my faithless twin:

Do you dare disturb the universe?

[THINK. CAREFULLY.]

[parodeity]

[ THERE IS NO ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION THAT IS NOT A TRAP, SHIT. mistakes have been made. ]

why the hell are you bringing up puppets
is this a kink thing
dont make puppets a kink thing

also
fucking bring it rose

[ > dave: make some more mistakes ]

[threnodeity]

Do the phallic proboscis of puppets trouble you, brother dearest? Most peculiar. Perhaps a little exposure therapy is in order.

Very well.

[SHE WARNED HIM]

You are consumed by desire for a goal that is within your grasp, yet your ego demands for you to repress your id, thereby resulting in an unfortunate outcome in which you engage in sexual innuendos inappropriately with your twin. It is far safer to trod the fine line between a loving sibling relationship and incest than it is to pursue the object of your desires. If I were to earnestly "fuck around" with you, you'd be willing to accept it for the sake of a long-drawn "joke" so long as you could avoid discussing your heart's desire.

Would you like me to continue, Dave?

[parodeity]

[ he is a mix of internal screaming and wanting to ask rose if she actually really does think he has a shot in hell at his "goal". the internal screaming and "holy shit rose stop suggesting i would actually sleep with you" are very strong? he's terrible at not innuendo-ing at rose or having their banter not creep into Well Then territory sometimes, and she is one of the people he loves above everyone else (she's rose and she's his person, his twin and confidant) but. rose. rose, please.

THIS WOULD BE EASIER TO REPLY TO IF HE WEREN'T SUDDENLY VERY AWARE THEY'RE TALKING IN PUBLIC... ]

unbring it rose

[ "you win" ]

also i dont really care about puppets but i do question how theyre sexy

[ ...well, he doesn't care about them yet. dirk doesn't leave smuppets lying around and doesn't attack him with them so he is pretty neutral on the topic of puppets. though rose talking about them like she is DISTURBS HIM which she knows. ]

[threnodeity]

[She knows how much puppets trouble him. That's why it's so fun to tease him with them.]

Don't you wonder why blowup dolls are so popular?

[parodeity]

no
i thought the reason was pretty fucking obvious
which would be
> fucking
but blowup dolls are kind of way different from like
the muppets

[threnodeity]

How so?

[ehehehe]

[parodeity]

for one thing blowup dolls are made for perverted reasons
puppets that arent made for porn are more usually made for like
kids shows and shit
the two streams should never cross rose