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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. As a reminder, everything besides uploading a profile picture and information was locked until this post. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Oddly, profile pictures still cannot be swapped out at this time, so hopefully you took a good one. This post is an overflow from the original post here. Feel free to either carry over threads from there or create entirely new ones.

Comments

[parodeity]

what do you look for in a henchperson
now im curious
like how would you compensate them
just by them getting to follow you?

[gemgineer]

well, that'd be the main means of compensation, yes
but they'd also get to test out my sweet equipment before anyone else!
really i'm just looking for someone who does what i say and does it right
and also can tell some good knock-knock jokes

[parodeity]

ok that actually does sound like a sweet gig
science experiments are fun
though i am not myself really sciencey enough to hench i think

[gemgineer]

that's ok, i respect you too much to ask you to be my henchman anyway

[parodeity]

thats sappy
but also ill be vanna white whenever you need
in a friend sense
so like
friends with hench benefits

[gemgineer]

alright, deal
and i can help you out with whatever in return!
like if you ever need boobytraps set
or a rocket leg proesthetic
i'm here for you

[parodeity]

ok if i ever lose a limb you will be the first to know
after me
because if i ever lose a limb i want it to be a rocket prosthetic?
what is even the point of losing a limb otherwise

[gemgineer]

beats me
seems like after that kind of trauma anyone would want a leg that could shoot off and kick someone in the butt
but that's just me

[parodeity]

nah im on your team here
if you lose a limb you have GOT to go robotic
or youre just wasting your potential
also you should come up with a cool nickname
clearly

[gemgineer]

yeah! a really cool nickname like
HERO BOOTY SUPER NOVA X

[parodeity]

do you
want me to call you hero booty super nova x

[gemgineer]

yes
but only if i get a robot prosthetic
i don't want to waste such a good name carelessly

[parodeity]

thats fair
but also if you get a robo prosthetic
you basically have to be a superhero
and if so ill be your butler