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[threnodeity]

[She does, and she knows she's got him given his long reply. She's got him: hook, line, and sinker.]

Oh dear, however shall I respond? Viciously attacked, by my own flesh and blood no less! Please, pull the couch closer. I feel faint. I may just elegantly swoon upon these pillows, plumped to perfection like fresh puppet ass.

I've only one question for you, my faithless twin:

Do you dare disturb the universe?

[THINK. CAREFULLY.]

[parodeity]

[ THERE IS NO ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION THAT IS NOT A TRAP, SHIT. mistakes have been made. ]

why the hell are you bringing up puppets
is this a kink thing
dont make puppets a kink thing

also
fucking bring it rose

[ > dave: make some more mistakes ]

[threnodeity]

Do the phallic proboscis of puppets trouble you, brother dearest? Most peculiar. Perhaps a little exposure therapy is in order.

Very well.

[SHE WARNED HIM]

You are consumed by desire for a goal that is within your grasp, yet your ego demands for you to repress your id, thereby resulting in an unfortunate outcome in which you engage in sexual innuendos inappropriately with your twin. It is far safer to trod the fine line between a loving sibling relationship and incest than it is to pursue the object of your desires. If I were to earnestly "fuck around" with you, you'd be willing to accept it for the sake of a long-drawn "joke" so long as you could avoid discussing your heart's desire.

Would you like me to continue, Dave?

[parodeity]

[ he is a mix of internal screaming and wanting to ask rose if she actually really does think he has a shot in hell at his "goal". the internal screaming and "holy shit rose stop suggesting i would actually sleep with you" are very strong? he's terrible at not innuendo-ing at rose or having their banter not creep into Well Then territory sometimes, and she is one of the people he loves above everyone else (she's rose and she's his person, his twin and confidant) but. rose. rose, please.

THIS WOULD BE EASIER TO REPLY TO IF HE WEREN'T SUDDENLY VERY AWARE THEY'RE TALKING IN PUBLIC... ]

unbring it rose

[ "you win" ]

also i dont really care about puppets but i do question how theyre sexy

[ ...well, he doesn't care about them yet. dirk doesn't leave smuppets lying around and doesn't attack him with them so he is pretty neutral on the topic of puppets. though rose talking about them like she is DISTURBS HIM which she knows. ]

[threnodeity]

[She knows how much puppets trouble him. That's why it's so fun to tease him with them.]

Don't you wonder why blowup dolls are so popular?

[parodeity]

no
i thought the reason was pretty fucking obvious
which would be
> fucking
but blowup dolls are kind of way different from like
the muppets

[threnodeity]

How so?

[ehehehe]

[parodeity]

for one thing blowup dolls are made for perverted reasons
puppets that arent made for porn are more usually made for like
kids shows and shit
the two streams should never cross rose