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kashuu

[puffing]

( original thread )

[puffing]

Of fucking COURSE you of all people are ambidextrous.
Are you able to use your feet as well?
Not implying you'll lose both of your hands or anything.


Thanks for your support, though. Glad to see you're so invested in seeing me happy.
Not because you spent a few years making my life a living hell or anything, I'm guessing.

[sharplydressed]

that's not very reassuring
i think i'll have to keep that as classified info in case you get any ideas

anyway i wasn't even that bad!! (￣□￣) i had to have been a level 4 headache max
so if i did have anything to make up for, it'd just be a little bit

[puffing]

Or we can just have a science experiment and see what happens if such an unfortunate event happens to occur?
I'm okay with that.

[ is this the moment where they notice the irony in a member of law enforcement acting like a literal menace? ehhhhh... ]

You do not get the luxury of judging how much of a goddamn headache you were.
Especially when you're still a headache to this day.
A slightly less major one, but the point still stands.

[sharplydressed]

[He's more menacing than half the menaces roaming the streets, let's be real.]

wow
tell me how you really feel, huh?

[But, like a true headache, he's not actually fussed by the fact that he's a headache.]

but hey, isn't that good news?
the longer you know me, the less of a headache i'll become!
probably just like 30 more years before i'm not one at all

[puffing]

Do you really want that?
We can make that happen.
Might wanna set aside pretty much everything else you're doing.

[ he's got some Words for you pal. lots and lots of Words. more like expletives, but there's likely a few words sprinkled in between. ]

I probably don't have 30 years left in me.
You and everyone else in the city made damn sure of that.

[sharplydressed]

[He'll just kindly excuse himself before the Roast Kiyomitsu party can begin, courtesy of one (1) wild police officer...]

I think I'm good
Actually I should be going back to work anyway, this thing just distracted me
Keep living while I'm away, okay?? You have to make it 30+ years! Let's aim for an even 100! ☆*ヾ(-∀・*)*+☆