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[potentite]

Aw but elephants hold funerals for their dead?

[alienates]

Do they throw dirt on them through their trunks?

[potentite]

Leaves and branches, yep!
They aren't the only species to hold funerals but they're a notable one.
Funerals often last a few days while they stay with the body and mourn. Neat huh?
So see, animals can be good, too!

[alienates]

Alright.
You can go fuck an elephant. I'll stay here.
Where I won't get eaten.

[potentite]

Please. I'm not my roommate. I don't want to fuck any animals.
I'm content observing them.
Besides how could you say no to a dog or a cat that loves you? You can't avoid animals forever!

[alienates]

[ he has two cats but jake doesn't need to know that

also between jake and rose and dave, karkat has the worst impression of dirk without ever actually speaking to him wtf ]

I can do my goddamn best to.
Also. You should move out.

[potentite]

[I hope Karkat has the literal worst possible impression of Dirk and then meets him under circumstances that make it even worse.]

Oh no, my roomie is great!
He just likes horses far more than any human being should.

[alienates]

[ same i refuse to let him have a decent opinion of dirk ]

That's still concerning but I have decided that I do not actually care enough to ask about it.

[potentite]

Honestly that's for the best.
He's like a Sasquatch.
Or Mothman.
Or the Chupacabra.

[alienates]

Absolutely nothing that you are typing at me is helping him out.

[potentite]

I thought it makes him mysterious and cool.

[alienates]

[potentite]

Are you trying to say Chupacabras aren't fitting this definition.

[alienates]

Your chupbaroomie does not.

[potentite]

Maybe someday you'll meet him and he'll change your mind.
Or not. He's kind of a weirdo.
But you'll know him if you meet him. He's stand out.

[alienates]

Ah yes.
I will immediately know that this is him.
Jake English's roommate.

[potentite]

Dirk Strider!
Okay NOW when you meet him you'll be like. "Ah yes. This is him."

[alienates]

Uh huh.
I will probably forget that in like, fifteen minutes?
But ok. Dirk Strider.

[potentite]

You probably will forget but you know!
On the off chance that you don't!

[alienates]

At least I will remember you.
His extremely cheerful roommate who is too casual regarding his kinks.

[potentite]

Hey I didn't say anything about my kinks!

[alienates]

Oh.
So you *do* have kinks then.

[potentite]

That's personal??
I wouldn't make a big deal about my kinks if they exist!

[alienates]

I'm not going to tell you to goddamn list them.
I don't care that much?
But you definitely confirmed they exist.

[potentite]

Like you don't have kinks!!