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[belligerentwarrior]

Olive Freya Yun shared a photo. 11/02/17 near Tribunal Terrace

this is the third call i've been on this year revolving around a toaster. here's a psa, and especially to you college kids: use your toaster as intended. it's not there for grilled cheese, not there to light cigarettes, and don't lay them on their sides, kay?

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[belligerentwarrior]

the desperate, hungry, and lazy

[maidhem]

But that's disrespect to food AND toasters!

[belligerentwarrior]

[Who respects a toaster?]

and your house. it's a damn shame. the crimes i witness through this work.

[She's joking with the last bit. Mostly.]

[maidhem]

[Felicia, apparently.]

Well, my roommate made me promise to never do anything so crazy... not that I would anyway. It really IS a shame-- and senseless.
I heard about it before, but it seemed too crazy to actually be real.

[belligerentwarrior]

says a lot about you that your roommate made you promise that.

not saying it's common, but chances are? someone, somewhere's done it.

[maidhem]

He knows I like to get creative sometimes.

Still, I wonder how many houses have been damaged because of these weird life hacks.
All they seem to do is make things more complicated and difficult.

[belligerentwarrior]

just get it in your head to limit the creativity in the kitchen, mm?

not all of them are bad. common sense usually sorts out the lot

[maidhem]

Makes sense. Cooking a pizza with a clothes iron doesn't even sound SAFE!