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[belligerentwarrior]

Olive Freya Yun shared a photo. 11/02/17 near Tribunal Terrace

this is the third call i've been on this year revolving around a toaster. here's a psa, and especially to you college kids: use your toaster as intended. it's not there for grilled cheese, not there to light cigarettes, and don't lay them on their sides, kay?

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[belligerentwarrior]

there you have it, folks. the future of grilled cheese, and a successful one.

[compendiem]

Next time somebody burns down their house in a grilled cheese mishap, send them over here.

[belligerentwarrior]

you got it. i'll pass out little cards on the dl behind the chief's back. don't know how well they'll take it, after losing their house to the same thing you're doing

[She's assuming he's joking. ...he is joking about this whole thing, right?]

[compendiem]

[ Minato Arisato never jokes. ]

You're making me business cards?

[belligerentwarrior]

[Except when the joke's on Freya if and/or when he goes through with this.]

sure, why not. the brave industrial toaster, giving you grilled cheese of the future.

[Sarcasm and text don't mix well.]

[compendiem]

[ Once it starts snowing, so the city can stay toasty :D ]

"Just leave your sandwiches in the hands of your local toaster Arisato."

It's a good tagline.

[belligerentwarrior]

[And he produces a parody mix of Burn My Dread to promote this new venture]

not bad. you might be onto something here

[compendiem]

I'll leave the cards to you, then. And I'll get going with the development phase. Get diagrams sketched up and everything.