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[belligerentwarrior]

Olive Freya Yun shared a photo. 11/02/17 near Tribunal Terrace

this is the third call i've been on this year revolving around a toaster. here's a psa, and especially to you college kids: use your toaster as intended. it's not there for grilled cheese, not there to light cigarettes, and don't lay them on their sides, kay?

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[notyourutopian]

Well that sounds like a challenge.
Give me a couple hours.

[belligerentwarrior]

just be safe about it

if i have to show up are your place before my shift's over you're losing respect

[notyourutopian]

[It's maybe three hours later, a shot of Eleanor on the quad at campus, with a metal toaster propped up a section of cement. It's clearly been modified, a side missing, some other bits of engineering shoved into it. After twenty seconds or so, it suddenly goes 'PA-WING!' and fires a piece of toast about ten feet.]

[And Eleanor leans into the frame and grins, waving.]

Tadaa.

[belligerentwarrior]

cute

not seeing how that's much of a weapon unless you're gonna go torment some poor kids with gluten allergies

[notyourutopian]

There's only so much I can do in two hours!

Give me a week and I'll have it launching flaming CDs or something.

[belligerentwarrior]

you do you, miss inventor.

i'm gonna tell you the same thing i told prompto: just be responsible.

somehow, i think you're gonna heed that message better.

[notyourutopian]

Right.
Of course I am

Also I'm going to help him with a
thing
he wants to do

[belligerentwarrior]

you know your little conversation's public, right

that's why i'm making you the adult of the pair

[notyourutopian]

...
You know I fought a crocodile by throwing Yuri at it right?

[Eleanor is often sensible but don't COUNT on that.]

[belligerentwarrior]

aaand prompto has actually asked me to beat him up. low bar here.

[notyourutopian]

Huh.

Maybe that's his...you know...thing?
Getting beaten up by a pretty lady.