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[belligerentwarrior]

Olive Freya Yun shared a photo. 11/02/17 near Tribunal Terrace

this is the third call i've been on this year revolving around a toaster. here's a psa, and especially to you college kids: use your toaster as intended. it's not there for grilled cheese, not there to light cigarettes, and don't lay them on their sides, kay?

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[belligerentwarrior]

[She has so many places to start, like "it probably doesn't even fit" or "what's sexy about heated coils" or "that's more an ER thing not a fire department thing," but it's a moot point. Probably.]

i'd have more questions if you were.

a chainsaw? really?

[sunnymerc]

sure!
it was weird but i saw it
so you know
be careful with those toasters

nooot that i'm saying you have anything to stick in there
i know you dont
but you know what i mean!