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[belligerentwarrior]

Olive Freya Yun shared a photo. 11/02/17 near Tribunal Terrace

this is the third call i've been on this year revolving around a toaster. here's a psa, and especially to you college kids: use your toaster as intended. it's not there for grilled cheese, not there to light cigarettes, and don't lay them on their sides, kay?

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[long_live_the_queen]

you don't have t

[But the picture was already here by the time Lucy checked her phone again.

...huh. Those were definitely...probably way more annoying to deal with than Lucy's horns were.]

how did you know it wasn't a costume?

[livingdeadgirl]

well the horns were definitely part of my head
I'm sure of that much
plus it fits the description of the species

[long_live_the_queen]

so are mine


what

species?

[????]

[livingdeadgirl]

yeah my past self was an alien
theyre called trolls

[long_live_the_queen]

a troll

really

[Lucy's just a mutant progenitor that hasn't remembered that yet, nothing to see here.]

[livingdeadgirl]

trust me the name was not my idea

[long_live_the_queen]

[She'd probably give Karkat shit about living under a bridge if she knew, but Ami was Tolerated in Lucy's understanding of people. So she didn't this time.]

whatever

mine don't look like that

[And there was an attached image! It's a zoomed in picture of a short bone-white spur sticking out of dyed pink hair. There's a faint glimpse of a second one, though.

Look, Lucy is bad at selfies okay.]

[livingdeadgirl]

[she sure is!! but hey no judgment, Ami can see it okay.]

oh neat!
they look a little like
cat ears?

[long_live_the_queen]

they're not ears
they don't move

or even do anything

they just get in the way and I can't wear helmets anymore

[Except one in particular that she hasn't regained or remembered, but shh.]

[livingdeadgirl]

sorry yeah I was just saying they resemble ears
past me had a friend whose horns were kind of shaped like that too actually
although hers were orange of course

hmm that could be a problem
can you get a custom made helmet or anything?

[long_live_the_queen]

[So far there's candycorn and non-candycorn.]

with what money

[livingdeadgirl]

umm
I don't know
how much does something like that cost?

[long_live_the_queen]

probably too much
if the shop doesn't laugh in my face because obviously I could just take these things off

[livingdeadgirl]

well you never know
maybe there is somebody on retrospec who can help!